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 +5Posted on Jan 27th, 2010 | re: "Pants On The Ground"? More Like PLAGIARISM SCANDAL ON THE GROUND! (32 comments)

Man, the dude was a badass in the civil rights movement and got his own day. He’s a general in my heart, is all I’m saying.

 0Posted on Nov 12th, 2009 | re: Good Riddance, '00s (15 comments)

Iconoclasm? I have no idea.

 +17Posted on Nov 12th, 2009 | re: Good Riddance, '00s (15 comments)

This overlooks the real tragedy: the decade is almost over and we still haven’t come up with a catchy name for it. We still have a month and half for “the naughty aughties” to catch on, help me out people.

 +6Posted on Nov 5th, 2009 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: The President? (39 comments)

Oh my God, no, this makes it so much better. That second video is almost more confusing than the one posted here. I will wire 100 galactic pounds sterling into your account as soon as you post your full banking info.

 +20Posted on Nov 5th, 2009 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: The President? (39 comments)

It’s true I don’t care much for Popery, but being a disembodied head on a stick for twenty five years gives you time to think about your prejudices.

 +11Posted on Nov 5th, 2009 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: The President? (39 comments)

I would kill the Pope, but I’m worried I’ll go over to the dark side if I give in to my anger.

 +13Posted on Nov 5th, 2009 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: The President? (39 comments)

I will give you 100 galactic pounds sterling if someone can tell me this is a real show, and that I can download it.

 -2Posted on Oct 6th, 2009 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Corey Feldman (72 comments)

Dude looks like Jeff Hardy, and not in a good way.

 +1Posted on Sep 24th, 2009 | re: This Man's Hair Looks Like A Hat (32 comments)

My favourite?FAVOURITE?thing about Japanese TV is the picture-in-picture of idols reacting to things. It’s all I can watch.

 +2Posted on Sep 8th, 2009 | re: Another Day, Another Thirsty Cat Taking A Shower In The Sink (12 comments)

I like that there is a comment fight about water conservation going on in the YouTube comments section, once again proving that nothing is too precious to be shitted up by the ass-end of the Internet.

 +9Posted on Sep 8th, 2009 | re: Kazakhstan Regains Its Seriousness With This Tupac Video (20 comments)

There’s something about wistful piano lines that gets me all teary regardless of content.

 +1Posted on Sep 1st, 2009 | re: Finally, A Laramie Project About Aliens (34 comments)

The owls, obviously, are not what they seem.

 +8Posted on Aug 12th, 2009 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: "Dudeism" Is Not A Religion (111 comments)

Oh shit, this actually IS my boyfriend.

 +1Posted on Jun 30th, 2009 | re: This Could Be Alvin And The Chipmunks 2's Oscar Year (22 comments)

Also, plague.