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 +4Posted on Oct 30th, 2012 | re: Mitt Romney Will Just Not Give Up Friday Night Lights (35 comments)

You say psychopath, but I think you mean sociopath.

Psychopath = Antisocial personality disorder
Sociopath = Lack of Empathy or Conscience

The first has a tendency to violence. The second is the creepy, superficially normal person who plots evil while shaking your hand and smiling.

See mum and dad, my psych degree was not wasted.

 +3Posted on Oct 30th, 2012 | re: Are You There, Internet, It's Me, Hurricane Blogs (89 comments)

Also lots of fun types who refer to the WRATH OF GOD.

Personally, I prefer the Wrath of Khan, but each to their own I guess.

 +3Posted on Oct 30th, 2012 | re: Happy Halloween From Courtney Stodden And Doug Huthchison! (19 comments)

Clearly Courtney is the worst and is responsible for poverty, global warming, herpes and was maybe the inspiration for the movie Death Sentence.

You’d be a cad to sarcastically suggest otherwise.

 +2Posted on Oct 30th, 2012 | re: Happy Halloween From Courtney Stodden And Doug Huthchison! (19 comments)

Watching this, I imagine the kitty is dancing to Hula Hana…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlT35Ote09c

 +12Posted on Oct 30th, 2012 | re: BAD DAD ALERT! BAD DAD ALERT! BAD DAD ALERT! (23 comments)

Me too. I think BAD DAD ALERT should be a regular feature.

 +9Posted on Oct 30th, 2012 | re: BAD DAD ALERT! BAD DAD ALERT! BAD DAD ALERT! (23 comments)

How do you rate guys who get dragged there, kicking and screaming all the way?

 +15Posted on Oct 30th, 2012 | re: Are You There, Internet, It's Me, Hurricane Blogs (89 comments)

Hope so.

Maybe this guy could help…

 +7Posted on Oct 30th, 2012 | re: Are You There, Internet, It's Me, Hurricane Blogs (89 comments)

Your comment was perfectly timed and requires a thumbs up.

In my defence, the first part of my comment should to be read in context with the second part, which should be interpreted as a comment on the fact that Vegas would be a pretty skanky place to be stranded when you are worried about your home.

 +14Posted on Oct 30th, 2012 | re: Are You There, Internet, It's Me, Hurricane Blogs (89 comments)

But hey – Vegas!

Apparently every cloud has a stale smoke and alcohol stained silver plated and neon highlighted lining.

 +9Posted on Oct 30th, 2012 | re: Are You There, Internet, It's Me, Hurricane Blogs (89 comments)

Ahhh…spoke too soon. I just read this headline on one of our national news sites…

“Sandy not as bad as Yasi in some ways”

“while wind speeds in Sandy reached 150 kilometres an hour, Yasi posted 205km/h.”

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/2012/10/30/16/22/sandy-not-as-bad-as-yasi-in-some-ways

So ours was like faster, and probably full of deadly spiders too.

This, BTW, is from a country whose former foreign minister tried to suggest that our big terrorist attack was worse than yours because more of us died per capita. Because that’s how you measure tragedy.

I love my country, but some of the people are the worst…

 +8Posted on Oct 30th, 2012 | re: Are You There, Internet, It's Me, Hurricane Blogs (89 comments)

In my dreams, I have a special mask built that looks a bit like this:

but contains a really big asthma puffer.

 +7Posted on Oct 30th, 2012 | re: Are You There, Internet, It's Me, Hurricane Blogs (89 comments)

Best wishes to everyone affected by the storms. We always get a lot of love from you folks whenever parts of Australia catch on fire or go under water for long periods of time.

We even have this ad running on our TV at the moment that provides helpful advice for times like this (no joke):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s5u3tPJ2Bs

Stay safe peeps, and don’t swim in the flood waters.

 0Posted on Oct 29th, 2012 | re: This Is Always A Fun Game (95 comments)

I’m thinking a Nick Hornby novel, but that may be sleep deprivation talking…

 +5Posted on Oct 25th, 2012 | re: Rick Santorum Rests Richard Mourdock's Rape Case (51 comments)

*do.

This is what happens when you type one handed while brushing your teeth at 3am. And no, that is not a euphemism, and yes, I should go to bed.

 +10Posted on Oct 25th, 2012 | re: Rick Santorum Rests Richard Mourdock's Rape Case (51 comments)

Actually, God is apparently very much against man rape, because no babies.

If God approved, men could get pregnant, and we know that can’t happen, so therefore he clearly does not approve.

See? It is really simple to understand if only you let go of all rational thought processes.

 +15Posted on Oct 25th, 2012 | re: Rick Santorum Rests Richard Mourdock's Rape Case (51 comments)

Where they stand on babies resulting from trampoline accidents? That would be a video to watch.

 +6Posted on Oct 25th, 2012 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Clark Kent Quits Daily Bugle To Become A Blogger (31 comments)

Person man continues to live his life in a garbage can…

 +7Posted on Oct 25th, 2012 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Clark Kent Quits Daily Bugle To Become A Blogger (31 comments)

Maybe we can forgive Gabe because Perry White looks a lot like a younger version of J Jonah Jameson, of said Bugle…

 +7Posted on Oct 24th, 2012 | re: Can A Public Marriage Proposal Be TOO Elaborate? (29 comments)

I can already hear the soundtrack – Song for the Dumped by The Ben Folds Five.

 +4Posted on Oct 24th, 2012 | re: Can A Public Marriage Proposal Be TOO Elaborate? (29 comments)

This is like a video version of The Notebook. Although I haven’t seen The Notebook, I imagine it being like this video, but with less lip dubbing and dancing, and possibly a lot more painful to watch.

 +14Posted on Oct 24th, 2012 | re: The One Where Friends Almost Ended Sadly (34 comments)

Nothing?

 +7Posted on Oct 19th, 2012 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (202 comments)

Was sick for the past two days, feeling much better today, I have 3 days off next week, and it is Friday night down under, so very long weekend here I come!

 +5Posted on Oct 18th, 2012 | re: No More Sex And The City Movies?!!?! (41 comments)

Batmens?

“If you thought one Dark Night was cool, just wait till you see a whole bunch of them…”

 +6Posted on Oct 18th, 2012 | re: No More Sex And The City Movies?!!?! (41 comments)

WHAT? I miss so much good stuff by not watching utter crap.

 +6Posted on Oct 18th, 2012 | re: No More Sex And The City Movies?!!?! (41 comments)

I though it was about the carpet, not the grass…