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 +1Posted on Dec 9th, 2009 | re: Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? (41 comments)

I can’t wait until the final “What’s Up With Topher Grace” column (2012?) in which a “narrative payoff” rivaling a LOST season finale will be resolved in the form of a period after “syndication”

 +3Posted on Nov 20th, 2009 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (74 comments)

Is it odd that I thought “The Office” won the night? Or at least came in second to P&R. I had that “life-threatening illness” feeling during most of Season 5 (especially the whole Andy/Dwight/Angela deal).

Anything approaching the bleakness of Seasons 1 & 2 or the British version makes this show great for me… the final shot of them celebrating out the limo’s sunroof as the camera pans to the stock ticker was kind of amazing, IMO

 +2Posted on Nov 11th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 12 (330 comments)

This Time, The Treasure Is National

 +14Posted on Nov 9th, 2009 | re: Seth MacFarlane Tired Of Jeff Dunham Getting All The Negative Attention (69 comments)

You know, this is Seth MacFarlane’s honest attempt at a classy live event: it was obviously going to be awful and tasteless, so my reactions were pretty subdued during the whole thing. But I literally gasped when this shit came up:


SO MANY PEOPLE! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!

 +2Posted on Oct 21st, 2009 | re: Ed Lover Has A Vlog Now? (22 comments)

laughed so hard at “Falcon NayNay”

 +6Posted on Oct 20th, 2009 | re: Serious Moonlight Looks Like Some Serious Garbage (50 comments)

the set design of that bedroom has some serious Tommy Wiseau influences

 +4Posted on Oct 9th, 2009 | re: Jim And Pam Got Married! And Thursday Night TV Open Thread! (81 comments)

seconded. that fucking killed me.

P&R and commmunity were hilarious also…

 0Posted on Oct 9th, 2009 | re: Jon Gosselin Vs. Nancy Grace, Hopefully To The Death (30 comments)

The camera swoop at 0:21 fucking kills me every time… I’ve watched it five times in a row now. REAL DRAMA!

 +3Posted on Sep 30th, 2009 | re: Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? (59 comments)

this is hilarious. but i think we all need more You Can Make It Up

or at least a separate You Can Make It Up spinoff Tumblr and subsequent announcement of a book deal replete with NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN You Can Make It Ups

 +1Posted on Sep 25th, 2009 | re: Thursday Night TV Is STILL Back! (56 comments)

i personally loved it, but everyone I talk to either really loves or really hates this show. it’s disappointing when you cannot agree with your friends/colleagues/monsters on where to set the quality bar!

is this the same kind of thing as the Tim and Eric Viewer Opinion Divide?

Exactly.

I just want to know what they did afterwards. Go out for ice cream??

 +1Posted on Sep 18th, 2009 | re: Oh Man, Thursday Night TV Is BACK! (69 comments)

Something happened in between the cut of the pilot shown on Facebook and what was shown last night where they added all this obnoxious interstitial music between EVERY scene that made the ep seem more like a series of sketches than an actual story, and unneccessary ADR/extra editing (notice how the dean repeated “How do you turn this off? Uh-oh” like five times in the beginning). So I think it’s just the broadcast cut, really – I LOVE this show, but the first half last night was borderline unwatchable

 +1Posted on Aug 21st, 2009 | re: NSFW: 30 Rock Porno? 30 Rock Porno (48 comments)

I’m just terrified by the Scott Adsit porn doppelganger, you know?

Mr. Show + Moral Orel + 30 Rock = you get the honor of a porn actor dressing up as you and having sex on camera, in-costume

 +1Posted on Aug 20th, 2009 | re: Tool Academy Season 2: Tooler Acadamyer (22 comments)

This challenge totally is like shows like what’s wrong in our relationship.

 +7Posted on Aug 19th, 2009 | re: An Open Letter To Jay Leno (53 comments)

holy shit, have you seen the NBC.com comments for that video?

“Thank goodness! The long wait is almost over.As far as time off is concerned I do hope that you took some time to just relax,everyone who knows you says thats doubtful and you’re a workaholic,but you have their total respect,myself included.I can’t wait to hear your opinion on the health care reform proposial.

NO.

 +12Posted on Aug 13th, 2009 | re: The CGI Picture Of Dorian Gray 2.0 (73 comments)

oh man, -23, you guys?! because he didn’t get an inside joke?

WHY CAN’T WE ALL BE NICE, YOU MONSTERS

 -2Posted on Jul 27th, 2009 | re: Something Happened To A White Multi-Millionaire (22 comments)

I was REALLY hoping for him to bring back American Gladiators for a 3rd iteration

 +1Posted on Jul 27th, 2009 | re: Something Happened To A White Multi-Millionaire (22 comments)

I was REALLY hoping for him to bring back American Gladiators for a 3rd iteration

 +5Posted on Jul 21st, 2009 | re: Oh, Here's That Borderline-Racist Fred Parody No One Asked For (39 comments)

the series finale was two months ago. thanks so much. thank god. thank all of us, together, we did it.

 +3Posted on Jul 16th, 2009 | re: Videogum Summer School Now In Session (221 comments)

Only one mention of JAM, you guys? It is like if David Lynch directed Tim and Eric. Also:

-Breaking Bad
-Delocated
-Party Down
-Pilot Season (now playing on MyDamnChannel, but they’ve obnoxiously broken up the episodes into 2-minute chunks, so try to find the full eps online if you can)
-Moral Orel… the 3rd and final season is what you need to watch, the first two are basically just hilarious setup

I’m going to watch Mad Men again, and maybe The State, and maybe Reno 911… no idea if Reno is any good, but I am going to start at Season 1 solely because of this clip… just like I watched all of 30 Rock solely because of Tracy Jordan turning into a stabbing robot.

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=172283&title=lottery

 0Posted on Jul 13th, 2009 | re: Leon's Boss Plays Him Like A Punk (19 comments)

It’s all about raisin’ those C-P-Ms

 +20Posted on Jul 10th, 2009 | re: Kids Humiliate You On The Dance Floor The Darndest Things (37 comments)

wow, utter img src failure

perhaps i am the one who deserves the intended picture

 0Posted on Jul 10th, 2009 | re: Kids Humiliate You On The Dance Floor The Darndest Things (37 comments)

 +6Posted on Jul 10th, 2009 | re: The Cleveland Show: Even Worse Than Previously Thought: An Early Review (95 comments)

Family Guy is what I hatewatch. I should really just turn to Entourage for that, like normal people.

 +37Posted on Jul 9th, 2009 | re: Are You There, Internet? It's Me, Stupid Megan Fox Photoshop Joke (18 comments)

Oh God, I just had to go that extra BadShop Grotesque mile.