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 +5Posted on May 22nd, 2012 | re: BNPG: Talk Show Sequels (19 comments)

Andergrandson

 +5Posted on Apr 11th, 2012 | re: The World's Only Acceptable Flash Mob (16 comments)

Yes! Visit http://www.cainesarcade.com to donate!

 +48Posted on Apr 2nd, 2012 | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (85 comments)

I can’t take any credit for this, but it sure makes me laugh. Joffrey Baratheon = Nellie from Little House on the Prairie.


 +6Posted on Mar 6th, 2012 | re: The Walking Dead S02E11: 12 Angry Zombies (85 comments)

CARLTON BURPO!!

 +12Posted on Mar 5th, 2012 | re: Saturday Night Live: Lindsay Lohan And Jack White (60 comments)

The high point of this episode was the appearance of Mike O’Brien (from “7 Minutes In Heaven”)! That was about 40 seconds in. It all went downhill after that, but still: Mike O’Brien! And he even had a line!

Portlandia should do a sketch about people who are anti-Facebook and therefore can’t watch Facebook-exclusive sketches of Portlandia. If that’s the premise of the Facebook-exclusive clip above, then my head will explode.

 +4Posted on Nov 23rd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 60: Thanksgiving Movies! (133 comments)

Chew Canned Corn And Meat

 +10Posted on Nov 23rd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 60: Thanksgiving Movies! (133 comments)

Con Air Copia

 +6Posted on Nov 16th, 2011 | re: Rebecca Black's New Music Video Posted Without Comment (25 comments)

“Not as good as ‘Friday’, but I like it” – Lou Reed
“YUUUUP” – James Hetfield

 +11Posted on Nov 16th, 2011 | re: Little Girl Makes Bird Noises And Is Forced To Be Cool (21 comments)

YUUUUUP

 +1Posted on Nov 16th, 2011 | re: The Legal Battle To End Them All: Who Owns "YUUUP!"?!?! (43 comments)

This should’ve been on the latest episode of Radiolab, “Patient Zero”. It would’ve gone like this: Typhoid Mary, Gaeten Dugas, the first ever high five, the origin of the cowboy hat, and the YUUUUUUUP debate. Classic broadcasting, for sure.

Just a little fact-checking – from desmoinesregister.com:

“The rooms include straight males and females living together, although those who self-identify as transgender are given priority, which includes five this fall.”

So no, not 18% of students self-identify as trans, Gretchen. Not even 5% of students. Just 5 students.

I bet you guys are like “I’m so shocked that Fox & Friends would say something misleading!”

 +3Posted on Oct 3rd, 2011 | re: Breaking Bad S04E12: Think About It, It's Brilliant! (112 comments)

My theory:

Walt called Saul and told him to switch the cigarettes. Saul begged Jesse to come to his office. Huell frisked Jesse and swapped the entire pack of cigs. Saul and Huell then stopped by Brock’s house and poisoned him, BUT NOT WITH RICIN. They poisoned him with something else that Walt suggested…something that would make Brock sick for a few hours/days but nothing lethal. Maybe they dropped some magic Walt chemistry concoction into a can of soda and gave it to Brock, I don’t know. Then Jesse thinks it’s ricin and flips out. Jesse comes to kill Walt, Walt manipulates him into helping murder Gus, the team is back together! And no one had to murder any children.

Maybe? I was on Team Accident until I saw that gif of Huell, in which he seems to be pretty deliberate about shoving something in his pocket.

 +1Posted on Sep 26th, 2011 | re: Saturday Night Live: Alec Baldwin And Radiohead (47 comments)

Rossitano Surprises

 +48Posted on Sep 22nd, 2011 | re: Time 2 Update Scarface 3 Tha Kidz (41 comments)

“Sext H3770 to my little friend!” – Dr. Scarface

 +15Posted on Sep 20th, 2011 | re: Sometimes You Get Stuck In The Balloon (47 comments)

“As you wish.” – the Dread Pirate Roberts

 +1Posted on Sep 14th, 2011 | re: Ashley Greene IS Charles Dickens' Oliva Twisted (28 comments)

GLEEk House

 0Posted on Sep 2nd, 2011 | re: This Week In GIFs (16 comments)

Gif request: Rob Heubel as Owen Maestro as Rob Heubel (pronounced Hoybel) glitterbombing himself on last night’s Childrens’ Hospital. Thanks!

 +4Posted on Aug 26th, 2011 | re: Your Emergency Hurricane Irene Netflix Instant Streaming Go Bag (88 comments)

DOGTOOTH

DOGTOOTH!

“Mark was a entrepreneur.”

Brilliant.

 +10Posted on Aug 23rd, 2011 | re: Jeremy Piven Producing Reality Show About Glassblowing Called Blow (32 comments)

Jeremy Piven definitely thinks he’s producing a documentary about cocaine. “What? Glassblowing?”

Breaking: Turtle from Entourage is planning to produce a new show called ‘Shrooms, which profiles washrooms and other toilet facilities of the Midwest.

 +3Posted on Aug 16th, 2011 | re: That Is Your Film Director: Shaquille O'Neal (43 comments)

Shaquille A Mockingbird

 +20Posted on Aug 3rd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 57: Birthday Movies (155 comments)

It’s natural cakeordeath! And it’s how people used to be born in the pre-GOOP era.
Also: so sorry, everyone.

 +9Posted on Aug 3rd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 57: Birthday Movies (155 comments)

Vaginal Deliverance

 +30Posted on Aug 3rd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 57: Birthday Movies (155 comments)

JFCake