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 +3Posted on Mar 2nd, 2011 | re: Oh Man, This Dude Has No Idea (45 comments)

Exactly what I was going to say! It’s not totally clear but I think we can agree it’s implied.

“It sounded so sweet and it conjured such a lovely picture for me – you know, apples are so sweet and they’re wholesome and it’s biblical – and I just thought it sounded so lovely and … clean! And I just thought, ‘Perfect!’”

 0Posted on Aug 16th, 2010 | re: Juggalos Throw Feces At Tila Tequila (93 comments)

I feel filthy having read this post.

 -1Posted on Mar 18th, 2010 | re: Who Wants To Be A Millionaires? (32 comments)

So old. Saw this at Found Footage Festival back in November.

 +3Posted on Feb 23rd, 2010 | re: Welcome To The New Videogum (305 comments)

Bland.

 +4Posted on Feb 8th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Serendipity (129 comments)

I hereby nominate Avatar assuming Pocahontas is not considered a popular superhero.

 0Posted on Feb 8th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Serendipity (129 comments)

I hereby nominate Avatar as long as Pocahontas is not considered a popular superhero.

 +3Posted on Nov 13th, 2009 | re: Kids Just Feel Michael Jackson So, So Hard The Darndest Things (28 comments)

This is WAY cuter than flying away in hot air ufo.

 +1Posted on Nov 6th, 2009 | re: If You Only Watch One Video About Razor Scooters Today (61 comments)

UPVOTE!

 +3Posted on Nov 4th, 2009 | re: What We Talk About When We Talk About Jeff Dunham (198 comments)

What do we talk about when we talk about James Kuhn?

 +11Posted on Nov 4th, 2009 | re: Happy 40th Birthday, Sesame Street (43 comments)

This took me right back here:

 +3Posted on Nov 3rd, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Funny Games (144 comments)

Really.

 +3Posted on Nov 3rd, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Funny Games (144 comments)

I really want Redemption: A Mile from Hell, (featuring the worst acting I may have ever seen) but I don’t think it follows the rules. That being said, I really need you to sort out Pacific Heights featuring Melanie Griffith and Michael Keaton.

 +5Posted on Nov 2nd, 2009 | re: This Week, On A Very Special Episode Of The Road (52 comments)

I found even the moments of joy dreary based on the bleak inevitability of the situation. My mental soundtrack was GSYBE, but not any of the triumphant portions.

 +2Posted on Nov 2nd, 2009 | re: What We Talk About When We Talk About Jeff Dunham (198 comments)

I’m sick and tired of the ‘middle America’ generalization. Other than the fact that we all live on farms, we’re just like the rest of America.

 +3Posted on Oct 29th, 2009 | re: Does Anyone Care About The Slumdog Millionaire Kids Anymore? (45 comments)

You can take the dog out of the slum, but you can’t take the slum out of the dog.

 +7Posted on Oct 28th, 2009 | re: Who Cares Why Charlize Theron's Nickname Is "Ass-Nuts" (33 comments)

I prefer to think of the hyphen as representing the word ‘to’.

 +2Posted on Oct 28th, 2009 | re: Invictus Or: How Rugby Ended Racism Forever (33 comments)

Clint does a really good job with racism. Here, rugby is a metaphor for murder since murder ended racism in South Africa.

Speaking from experience, the XXX flavor quenches my thirst for pornography.

 +3Posted on Oct 27th, 2009 | re: The Vampire Thing Needs To End Right Now (64 comments)

Where’s the video?

 +2Posted on Oct 27th, 2009 | re: The Shake Weight, Now For Men (71 comments)

I know I’m missing something here… Jeff Dunham is ‘hateful’ but this is somehow not?