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Whoa. Maybe being white IS hard.
“Is this the line for people with graduate degrees?”
- Gabe
Sometimes he cracks the whip. That’s how I prefer it. A whip crack. Oh sweet Lord, reign that thunderous whip down on a sinner!
Well-funded werewolves. The scariest werewolves there is.
The DA has decided he loves your hair. No more jail for you.
Betty White will fix this.
Such a trustworthy voice over. I’m finding it hard not to contribute. Pre-tax of course.
$1.79 for beef spare ribs. Not bad.
Ellen DeGeneres knows exactly how magnets work.
When I get up to make a pop tart and she steals my spot on the long ass peach muthafuckin’ sofa in the apartment we share.
“You want the world’s first three story pool house, you do what needs to be done.” – W. H. Macy
I know we all agreed to wait until ‘no carb left behind’ to get out our punching fists, but when I heard ‘I want to marvel at something’ I had to start swinging. Sorry.
Why are they so mad at me?





















Chile, so rich in whistles and red and green tape. So poor in everything else.