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Chile, so rich in whistles and red and green tape. So poor in everything else.

 +12Posted on Sep 16th, 2010 | re: The Fighter Trailer, You Guys (51 comments)

Whoa. Maybe being white IS hard.

 +19Posted on Jul 26th, 2010 | re: Comic-Con 2010: An Exercise In Total Failure (94 comments)

“Is this the line for people with graduate degrees?”
- Gabe

 +2Posted on Jun 22nd, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Adam Hood (111 comments)

Sometimes he cracks the whip. That’s how I prefer it. A whip crack. Oh sweet Lord, reign that thunderous whip down on a sinner!

 +14Posted on Jun 21st, 2010 | re: True Blood S03E02: Wait, They Are NAZI Werewolves? Oh Hell. (65 comments)

Well-funded werewolves. The scariest werewolves there is.

The DA has decided he loves your hair. No more jail for you.

 +1Posted on May 12th, 2010 | re: R.I.P. The Sarah Silverman Program (58 comments)

Betty White will fix this.

 +1Posted on Apr 22nd, 2010 | re: Restore Stephen Baldwin Is REAL! (121 comments)

Such a trustworthy voice over. I’m finding it hard not to contribute. Pre-tax of course.

 +4Posted on Apr 9th, 2010 | re: Kiely Williams Just Says What We're All Nightmaring (92 comments)

$1.79 for beef spare ribs. Not bad.

 +91Posted on Apr 8th, 2010 | re: Ellen DeGeneres Fun Facts (146 comments)

Ellen DeGeneres knows exactly how magnets work.

 +6Posted on Apr 5th, 2010 | re: When WOULD Anyone Like Gwyneth Paltrow? (52 comments)

When I get up to make a pop tart and she steals my spot on the long ass peach muthafuckin’ sofa in the apartment we share.

 +10Posted on Mar 26th, 2010 | re: Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2: Marmaduke (54 comments)

“You want the world’s first three story pool house, you do what needs to be done.” – W. H. Macy

 +29Posted on Mar 18th, 2010 | re: Eat Pray Love Asshole (79 comments)

I know we all agreed to wait until ‘no carb left behind’ to get out our punching fists, but when I heard ‘I want to marvel at something’ I had to start swinging. Sorry.

 +63Posted on Mar 11th, 2010 | re: I Fu*king Hate This Calvin Klein Commercial (81 comments)

Why are they so mad at me?