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 +2Posted on Feb 15th, 2013 | re: Matthew McConaughey Finally Gives The People What They Want (8 comments)

That’s what I love about these active-inspired sportswear target audience members, man. I get older; they stay the same age…

 0Posted on Feb 6th, 2013 | re: Riff Raff On Inspiring James Franco's Spring Breakers Role (8 comments)

 +18Posted on Jan 30th, 2013 | re: A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: VW's Racist Super Bowl Commercial (136 comments)

“Now THAT’S comedy!” -George Lucas

 +5Posted on Jan 29th, 2013 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Lisa, Who Eats Cat Hair Right Off Her Cat (25 comments)

“You don’t pay me enough to clean up hairballs THAT size!” -every cleaning lady she’s ever had.

 +8Posted on Jan 16th, 2013 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Drew Barrymore Has The Wine (33 comments)

It has the faintest soupçon of Reese’s Pieces and just a flutter of, like, a puréed butterfly.

 +24Posted on Jan 10th, 2013 | re: The First Jam Of 2013: Froggy Fresh - "Same Old Kid" (25 comments)

Foggy Fresh is OUR generation’s Krispy Kreme.

 +26Posted on Jan 10th, 2013 | re: The 2013 Academy Awards Nominees (66 comments)

“Argo fuck yourself, Oscar” -Ben Affleck

 +1Posted on Jan 9th, 2013 | re: Robots Are Disgusting (8 comments)

“I’ll take two of those in a doggie bag.” -Robot Nic Cage