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 +15Posted on Nov 14th, 2013 | re: Explaining Your Breaking Bad Engagement Photos To A Friend (17 comments)

Better yet, their divorce.

 0Posted on Feb 1st, 2013 | re: This Week In Comedy Open Thread (65 comments)

Anecdotal evidence isn’t.

Cocaine is about as addictive as alcohol and harder to OD on. The danger is that like any illegal drug, you have a chance of adulterants.

 -2Posted on Jan 29th, 2013 | re: Russel Brand Staged A Walkout At A Yoga Studio Because Huh? (31 comments)

My personal opinion on Russell Brand is that he is about as useful as yoga.

 0Posted on Jan 2nd, 2013 | re: Best New Party Game: @SeinfeldToday (56 comments)

Thank you.

 +1Posted on Nov 23rd, 2012 | re: This Dubstep Video Is A Thanksgiving Miracle (11 comments)

Cyrus almost won, and it was embarrassing because he wasn’t good enough to even make the top 20. The producers were trying to make him the new Twitch, but he just isn’t as good.

But I still love So You Think You Can Dance.

 +6Posted on Nov 15th, 2012 | re: How To Make Your Adult Baptism A Little More Stylish (24 comments)

Religion is always a good source for absurdist comedy. Except the crusades, that was dark comedy.

 +18Posted on Oct 3rd, 2012 | re: Justice Is A Dish Best Served On YouTube (18 comments)

Actually, you know, in retrospect, she should just drive on a different street. Thanks for coming on this journey with me guys.

 -6Posted on Oct 3rd, 2012 | re: Justice Is A Dish Best Served On YouTube (18 comments)

I mean, the sidewalk thing is hard to let go of. There was 1 door that she passed that I assume a pedestrian could come out of. And they have no expectation of seeing a car on the sidewalk. But still, I think a lot of this is overreaction. Unless of course in the other time her driving was less excusable.

 -6Posted on Oct 3rd, 2012 | re: Justice Is A Dish Best Served On YouTube (18 comments)

Ok, hear me out ok? I’m not seeing what she did that was morally wrong beyond maybe going too fast on the sidewalk. She had a clear view of the sidewalk so she passed the school bus. It’s very annoying being stuck behind a school bus, and there’s no inherent virtue in patience if the action to eliminate the wasting of time doesn’t harm anyone. So I don’t see the “injustice” here. There is no victim from her actions.

 +1Posted on Sep 11th, 2012 | re: Reader Poll: Do You Agree With Nick Cassavetes About Incest? N/N? (68 comments)

Oh, thank you. I was afraid I would have to post this.

There is nothing wrong with consenting adults sexing one another, whether it’s gay or they are related. Not immoral, nor should it be illegal.

 +9Posted on Aug 27th, 2012 | re: Breaking Bad S05E07: "Say My Name, Say My Name" (132 comments)

To be fair, if Jesse could have, he would have killed those drug dealers who used Tomas.

 +3Posted on Aug 27th, 2012 | re: Ron Paul Is OUR Generation's Mark Wahlberg (46 comments)

I tried, but I that sentence – “So would the 3000 people from 9/11 be alive!” – was such a trainwreck I couldn’t get past it.

 +1Posted on Aug 20th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (7 comments)

Wow, that Romney video is amazing. Just incredible editing.

 +6Posted on Aug 20th, 2012 | re: "Legitimate Rape" Is OUR Generation's "Rape-Rape" (125 comments)

If this belief catches on, at least it will reduce the number of unwanted pregnancies in the US. Cause they clearly wanted it.

 +1Posted on Aug 13th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (11 comments)

I’m confused. Was I the only one who was horrifically bored by Wet Hot American Summer?

 +3Posted on Aug 8th, 2012 | re: China's Newest Hit Show, iPartment, Sounds Great! (35 comments)

This is true about more than that. I deal with Chinese manufacturers all the time at work and they will deliberately disobey you to save money because I swear they think that the agreements we come to are meaningless. I think it’s an anti-Western bias, but based on my and everyone at my company’s experience, they will take any measure possible to shortcut or just not do what they are paid to do.

 +4Posted on Aug 6th, 2012 | re: Breaking Bad S05E04: Mr. Hat's Got His Hat On Again (162 comments)

Oooh, good one. Fuck Jane, she’s a nightmare but probably kinda freaky. Marry the principal, she’s so pretty and sweet and I always liked her. Kill the prostitute. I know she has a heart of gold and all, but not really into the meth heads.

 +2Posted on Aug 6th, 2012 | re: Breaking Bad S05E04: Mr. Hat's Got His Hat On Again (162 comments)

You forgot the other obvious imagery of crazy woman trying to kill herself in water. Nice Ophelia moment, Skyler. Very Awakening.

 +3Posted on Jul 23rd, 2012 | re: Breaking Bad S05E02: Walt Is Very Frustrating (83 comments)

Also, Automatic Defibrillators do not go off unless they sense ventricular fibrillation which really can’t happen if your ventricles aren’t flapping. Plus, putting it in your mouth wouldn’t make it more likely to kill you. Plus plus, even if it did go off, it would stop your heartbeat for a while and then your heartbeat would resume normally (just like how they’re designed, because it’s a lifesaving measure, not a killing one).

That said, I thought the flush was hilarious.

I love the comedy in this season so far. Bryan Cranston in the AVClub said that this season would be funnier and it has been!

 +5Posted on Jul 23rd, 2012 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: The Dark Knight Rises (157 comments)

I thought this movie was ok. Loved the first half. Very entertaining, loved Bane’s story and his voice/style. But the second half was pretty boring action wise, and pretty cluttered story wise. And I wanted more of exactly what Gabe was talking about. I thought this movie might have more to say the way The Dark Knight did. Instead Bane really didn’t have much of an ideology and he was just another League of Shadows lackey. It was too empty. The twist with Marion Cotillard was dumb too. Worst death scene in a while, btw. The last movie had all sorts of interesting ideas with the nature of power, and this movie had a bunch of dumb ones. Had a chance to be amazing. Was instead ok. Oh well, I still enjoyed it, and am working on my Bane impression.

 +6Posted on Jul 23rd, 2012 | re: Breaking Bad S05E02: Walt Is Very Frustrating (83 comments)

Soooooo… has anyone tried Franch yet?

I was in a different place in San Diego watching different fireworks, and before the ones we were going to watch went off, everyone noticed a large orange light behind us. We had no idea what it was, it looked a lot like a second sunset. This morning I now learn that it was the failure of the downtown fireworks.

 +14Posted on Jul 2nd, 2012 | re: Lara Flynn Boyle's Big Toe Seems Normal (24 comments)

Pretty sure that’s a thumb.

 +6Posted on Jun 22nd, 2012 | re: Abercrombie & Fitch Models + "Call Me Maybe" = It's Friday, Take It Easy (20 comments)

I knew A&F wasn’t racist! I saw at least 3 ethnic people in that video. Thank you for being the paragon of diversity you are, Abercrombie!

 -5Posted on Jun 20th, 2012 | re: Girls Season Finale Open Thread (46 comments)

I see this stated a lot along with the typical “Lena Dunham is ugly blah blah blah” stuff. I think it’s odd. I don’t want to be mean or anything, but I’m 23 and Lena Dunham isn’t attractive for someone my age. She’s not normal either, she’s an unattractive woman, and her body is unattractive. And that’s fine! It’s fine to have an unattractive person be the lead (despite the fact that the lead is her only because she does the whole show, so I don’t know how much progress it will make for other shows, but it’s still a good step).

I actually do really like this show. I think it’s witty and I love some of the characters (Adam and Ray and Shoshanna) while I hate some others, but overall I find it is very truthful to life. It’s kind of like Hannah’s reading she didn’t do – it’s a fairly inconsequential slice of life, but it’s entertaining and it’s real.