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 +1Posted on Sep 21st, 2011 | re: This Is Just A Good Description Of A Car Accident (31 comments)

Nick Swardson + Chris Farley = This guy

 -3Posted on Sep 11th, 2011 | re: Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments (46 comments)

Why are people applauding the execution of murderers? Well, because murderers are being executed. (along with some unfortunate de facto non-guilty inmates. Hence why the death penalty is wrong)

In a world where proof is 100% attainable, I would be in favour of the death penalty for murderers of innocents. State-sanctioned death of murderers who has breached the ultimate line in our social contract – the existence of life in other people – is a matter of debate, and some people quite obviously feel justice have been met.

 0Posted on Jul 8th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (35 comments)

Britain had it coming.

 +1Posted on Jul 7th, 2011 | re: As Close As We Have Yet Come To A "Perfect" Internet Video (40 comments)

Garfield? More like … Chillfield! Am I right, fowks?!

 +6Posted on Jun 29th, 2011 | re: Awful Joe Rogan To Return To Hosting Awful Fear Factor Show (33 comments)

Newsradio.

 +7Posted on Jun 22nd, 2011 | re: The World's First Dog To Receive Four Prosthetic Legs For Some Reason (36 comments)

Animals should be protected by the law, but not have innate rights. That’s my two eurocents.

 +9Posted on Jun 22nd, 2011 | re: The World's First Dog To Receive Four Prosthetic Legs For Some Reason (36 comments)

When it comes to “money spent on saving animals’ lives in the First World contra money spent on preventing people dying from diarrhea in the third world”, it’s not easy. But… the money not spent on a cool prosthetic-thingamajig for a dog, would be spent on a new car or something – not reliable third world aid.

Try it on animals first. That’s my policy.

 0Posted on Jun 11th, 2011 | re: Russell Crowe FINALLY Breaks His Legendary Silence About Circumcision (69 comments)

My two cents: Put his ol’ head (not of the Richard-kind) in a jar. It makes for very efficient palliative care.

 0Posted on Jun 11th, 2011 | re: Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments (132 comments)

Fun chubby chicks? Lay down on the hate, Hugh.

 +3Posted on Jun 11th, 2011 | re: Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments (132 comments)

I logged in just to upvote you two guys/gals. Your wielding of an extremely apt (and superfun) Simpson-reference is very skillful. I suspect your respective midichlorian-counts to be quite high.

 0Posted on Jun 6th, 2011 | re: What Should Katie Couric's New Talk Show Be Called? (44 comments)

Kouric’s Komedy Klassics

 +4Posted on Jun 6th, 2011 | re: The Anthony Weiner SEXTing Press Conference Open Thread (73 comments)

Sanctimonius pricks that send out chub-dick-pictures on his official Twitter-account, deserves to be mocked. Right?

Sorry! /Scandinavia

 +6Posted on Jun 3rd, 2011 | re: The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review (468 comments)

My swedishness forces me to concur with all previous speakers.

 0Posted on May 29th, 2011 | re: Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments (54 comments)

 +1Posted on May 28th, 2011 | re: I Don’t Know How She Does It Trailer, You Guys (51 comments)

Stopped watching after half a minute. As long as SJP will live, she can not use voice-over-narration. (Only in malls, right?)…. No, but this. It sounds, looks and feels like a SATC-spinoff.

 0Posted on May 27th, 2011 | re: That's Your Marriage Proposal: World Of Warcraft Marriage Proposal (37 comments)

Another nail in the coffin of human interaction.

 +1Posted on May 26th, 2011 | re: Danny Pudi's Cougar Town Cameo (30 comments)

Playing Top Trumps with Donald Trump?

 0Posted on May 26th, 2011 | re: Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Will Ferrell (24 comments)

Fat-jokes and eating? I prefer Zach in the tim&eric-Absolut-ads.

 +4Posted on May 26th, 2011 | re: You Only Look Dumber: Horrible Aging Makeup (30 comments)

Hair loss, glasses, mustache, bologna. The four horsemen of male attractivenessocalypse.

 0Posted on May 25th, 2011 | re: This Dog Knows The Truth About Baths (43 comments)

shaved bearmonkey

More like: Harrison F-old.

 +2Posted on May 24th, 2011 | re: How To Tie Your Shoes Like A Genius (40 comments)

Team Loafers

 +1Posted on May 23rd, 2011 | re: The Muppets Trailer, You Guys (60 comments)

And the natural sequel will be a vulcan mind-meld between Segel’s “Muppets” and Peter Jacksons “Meet the Feebles”. Status: In production. #yellowwithjaundice

 +1Posted on May 23rd, 2011 | re: Quote Of The Day (34 comments)

Too soon.