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 +11Posted on May 13th, 2011 | re: For The Fellas: A Video With So Many Butts, So NSFW. (47 comments)

meh. needs more butts.

Whoa! Don’t click on those, you guys! I didn’t know new VG made links out of fake web address jokes but yep! it does!

Just in case my roommie goes through my internet history, I make it a point to avoid URLs that would paint me as a doofus and/or creepus. So i can’t actually bring myself to go those TMZ pages. Just like I haven’t been back to http://www.bestialplayground.com in months. MISS YOU GUYS! ESPECIALLY YOU, http://www.bestialplayground.com/walrus-on-walrus/extra-tusks !
Also, hiiii kiraaaaa!

 +1Posted on Apr 29th, 2011 | re: Transformers: Dark Of The Moon Trailer, You Guys (41 comments)

Did no one in the 50000+ crew for this film bother to cue Michael Bay into the whole moon atmosphere sitch? As in, there isn’t one. As in, no fire and explosions, Mike! No sound effects, Mike!

 +24Posted on Feb 17th, 2011 | re: Meet Today’s Guest Blogger: Becca (64 comments)

Hiyeyeyeye Becca!
You guys, this one time becca described this racist Fred parody as an ‘ouroboros of wtfery’ (IT’S IN THE BLOG ANNALS (BLANNALS); LOOK IT UP) and it was seriously so funny that even though i remember nothing else about that day of my life, i remember that and still laugh about it sometimes. There’s like a cd in my car with that written on it.
So ANYWAY today’s prolly going to be great, and we’re all going to end up in the BEST OF section of the Blannals.
SHIA and SHIA!

 +13Posted on Jul 28th, 2010 | re: Titanic II Trailer And IMDB Memorable Quotes (113 comments)

Oh man! ANOTHER iceberg?! WHAT ARE THE ODDS?!!!!!
Seriously, is any one a scientist? Can i get a 95% confidence interval on this thing?

 +8Posted on Jul 19th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Inception (305 comments)

Righto.
For me, the top was one of the most sci-fi elements of the movie, requiring the most suspension of disbelief; that there was this epistemological dowsing rod that could tell you whether you are perceiving Reality. And it was just such a perfect symbol for the sophisticated Cartesian skepticism that underlay the film.

 +16Posted on Jun 28th, 2010 | re: Soccer = Socialism, Says This Impressively Crazy Dumb Racist (139 comments)

SiSterhoodS of traveling pantS

 +17Posted on Jun 28th, 2010 | re: Soccer = Socialism, Says This Impressively Crazy Dumb Racist (139 comments)

“Uh oh, Frege, we’re gonna need a bigger logic.” -Bertrand Russell

 +26Posted on Jun 24th, 2010 | re: Jeremy London Probably Not Kidnapped! Jeremy London Racist Drug Addict! (145 comments)

Slow down, champ.
I still have to do the thumb-and-index-L-thing with my hands to tell my left from right. I don’t think i’m ready for limb specific accessory names.