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 +11Posted on May 13th, 2011 | re: For The Fellas: A Video With So Many Butts, So NSFW. (47 comments)

meh. needs more butts.

Whoa! Don’t click on those, you guys! I didn’t know new VG made links out of fake web address jokes but yep! it does!

Just in case my roommie goes through my internet history, I make it a point to avoid URLs that would paint me as a doofus and/or creepus. So i can’t actually bring myself to go those TMZ pages. Just like I haven’t been back to in months. MISS YOU GUYS! ESPECIALLY YOU, !
Also, hiiii kiraaaaa!

 +1Posted on Apr 29th, 2011 | re: Transformers: Dark Of The Moon Trailer, You Guys (41 comments)

Did no one in the 50000+ crew for this film bother to cue Michael Bay into the whole moon atmosphere sitch? As in, there isn’t one. As in, no fire and explosions, Mike! No sound effects, Mike!

 +24Posted on Feb 17th, 2011 | re: Meet Today‚Äôs Guest Blogger: Becca (64 comments)

Hiyeyeyeye Becca!
You guys, this one time becca described this racist Fred parody as an ‘ouroboros of wtfery’ (IT’S IN THE BLOG ANNALS (BLANNALS); LOOK IT UP) and it was seriously so funny that even though i remember nothing else about that day of my life, i remember that and still laugh about it sometimes. There’s like a cd in my car with that written on it.
So ANYWAY today’s prolly going to be great, and we’re all going to end up in the BEST OF section of the Blannals.

 +13Posted on Jul 28th, 2010 | re: Titanic II Trailer And IMDB Memorable Quotes (113 comments)

Oh man! ANOTHER iceberg?! WHAT ARE THE ODDS?!!!!!
Seriously, is any one a scientist? Can i get a 95% confidence interval on this thing?

 +8Posted on Jul 19th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Inception (305 comments)

For me, the top was one of the most sci-fi elements of the movie, requiring the most suspension of disbelief; that there was this epistemological dowsing rod that could tell you whether you are perceiving Reality. And it was just such a perfect symbol for the sophisticated Cartesian skepticism that underlay the film.

 +16Posted on Jun 28th, 2010 | re: Soccer = Socialism, Says This Impressively Crazy Dumb Racist (139 comments)

SiSterhoodS of traveling pantS

 +17Posted on Jun 28th, 2010 | re: Soccer = Socialism, Says This Impressively Crazy Dumb Racist (139 comments)

“Uh oh, Frege, we’re gonna need a bigger logic.” -Bertrand Russell

 +26Posted on Jun 24th, 2010 | re: Jeremy London Probably Not Kidnapped! Jeremy London Racist Drug Addict! (146 comments)

Slow down, champ.
I still have to do the thumb-and-index-L-thing with my hands to tell my left from right. I don’t think i’m ready for limb specific accessory names.

 +36Posted on Jun 24th, 2010 | re: Jeremy London Probably Not Kidnapped! Jeremy London Racist Drug Addict! (146 comments)

We’re gonna need a bigger SCRAM bracelet!

 +5Posted on Jun 22nd, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Adam Hood (111 comments)

Considering the depth of our love and our sinful sexual preferences, it just makes sense that my boyfriend be such a giant asshole.

 +6Posted on Jun 17th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 25: The Wire Mash-Ups (190 comments)

The Skeleton Dookie

 +2Posted on Jun 17th, 2010 | re: I Wish This Toy Story/The Wire Mash-Up Was A Real Show (23 comments)

Sid is Canard and i still want to beat the shit out of him

 +18Posted on Jun 16th, 2010 | re: McDonald's Executive Goes On The Record As A Christian Homophobe (100 comments)

“It may be the majority is much younger skewed” is the new huh?

 +2Posted on Jun 14th, 2010 | re: That's Your Coach: This Coach Wally Backman (30 comments)

Is Wally short of Walliam or Asshole?

 +26Posted on Jun 11th, 2010 | re: NSFW: Jim Carrey's Gay Sex Scenes (52 comments)

Con-men deserve to be in jail, obvs no doyoyoy, but they also deserve high fives.
Coloring your jail clothes with magic marker to impersonate a doctor and walk out of jail?

 +5Posted on Jun 11th, 2010 | re: Dear South Carolina, What On Earth? (89 comments)

Considering the other Democratic primary candidates were the reanimated corpse of a deer and a stinky wooden shoe, i’d call this enlightened democracy in action.

 +2Posted on Jun 11th, 2010 | re: Twitter: The Criterion Collection (9 comments)

It’s oil’s world now; we just soak in it.

 +18Posted on Jun 4th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (122 comments)

Well, hey there, cutie.

 +8Posted on May 25th, 2010 | re: Who Should Play The BP Oil Spill? (71 comments)

I would have been great for this role back when i was drinking more capri sun, in the late 90s.

 +5Posted on Apr 21st, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Soy Sauce Tax Form Guy (81 comments)

6k in income and children?
He was definitely going to get a refund.

“Earl, i though you said this was my shoehorn? This doesn’t taste like my shoehorn”

 +9Posted on Apr 20th, 2010 | re: Introducing Videogum's New Mascot: Birdie (100 comments)

I don’t feel like this gets said enough
but Gabe, you are killing it today. Like Spacetronauts krumping behind ke$Ha who is playing with laser beams in a USA cape sorts of LOLk investments. Just the greatest at jokes.
So thanks!

I cannot describe how profoundly this trailer fails to appeal to any of my interests.