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Conor Broberst
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 0Posted on Mar 20th, 2012 | re: Monday Afternoon Dance Break! (5 comments)

Kid’s like a Jewish Sammy Davis, Jr.

 0Posted on Oct 16th, 2011 | re: A Lannister Always Spays His Pets (10 comments)

What’s that pun doing on a flyer when it’s clearly an all-expenses-paid one way ticket to Monster’s Ball? So wasteful.

Alternatively, “Harry Potter? I hardly know ‘er!”

“I call it the Aristocats.”

Carrie Brownstein could make this good, because she is the best human being.

 0Posted on Aug 29th, 2011 | re: Elderly Couple Doesn't Know When To Give It Up Already (16 comments)

Watch The Stairlift, mo’fuckers.

 +1Posted on Aug 19th, 2011 | re: Awful Screaming Parady Of Rock Singers (20 comments)

Wow. This sneak preview of the next episode of True Blood looks great, you guys- that show was always missing a werewolf lounge singer.

 +3Posted on Aug 16th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: 40,000 Watts Of MegaBASS (61 comments)

1.21 gigaWHATs.

 +5Posted on Aug 3rd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 57: Birthday Movies (155 comments)

American Cakestory X.

 +17Posted on Jul 25th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Captain America: The First Avenger (65 comments)

All I could think during the modern-day epilogue was how they should have just named the film “The 90 Year Old Virgin.”

 +5Posted on Jul 19th, 2011 | re: A First Look At Season 2 Of The Walking Dead (62 comments)

Ugh you’re so right. I over-thought that comment and still fucked it up.

 0Posted on Jul 19th, 2011 | re: A First Look At Season 2 Of The Walking Dead (62 comments)

Or faceanthropic, really, as it does seem to be dude faces who are receiving most of the dramatic abuse.

 +3Posted on Jul 19th, 2011 | re: A First Look At Season 2 Of The Walking Dead (62 comments)

Between this and the golden crown scene from Game of Thrones, I think tv is getting too faceogynistic for my taste. Way too much object-on-face violence.

 +10Posted on May 25th, 2011 | re: Bin Laden Porno, Obviously (28 comments)

I’m genuinely sorry about this:

69/11.

One ticket straight to hell, please.

It’s cool guys, it’s just the newest Jewish porn parody: Shtup Brothers.

The armed Tea Party Rebellion is off to a slow, well-landscaped start.

 +2Posted on Apr 28th, 2011 | re: Kidz Bop FINALLY Covers "Single Ladies" (36 comments)

Single Babies?

#godirectlytojaildonotpassgo

 +1Posted on Apr 27th, 2011 | re: The Wednesday Dance (40 comments)

 +6Posted on Apr 26th, 2011 | re: Brad Is An Actor And A Model (61 comments)

That monologue was like if he only saw the “It’s not your fault!” scene from Good Will Hunting and extrapolated the rest of the film from his own Difficult Emotional Issues.

 +25Posted on Apr 25th, 2011 | re: Coach Taylor Vs. Ned Stark: Who Molds Young Men Better?! (58 comments)

RIP Lady Direwolf
April 17 2011- April 25 201l

NEVER FORGET.

 +1Posted on Apr 20th, 2011 | re: Go To Sleep, Baby Lions (33 comments)

New way to ruin the internet: make adorable videos that end in a guy getting his finger bitten off.

Medallion? Screw that, we want National Treasure 3: 2 Treasure 2 Treasurer.

The Wicker Manslaughter

 +3Posted on Apr 19th, 2011 | re: Happy Pesach, Jews! (41 comments)

Relatedly, if anyone wants to buy my screenplay “Fiddler on a Hot Tin Roof,” I am accepting offers because J.J. Abrams isn’t returning my calls. It’s about an impotent Jew getting drunk and yelling at his relatives.

 0Posted on Apr 19th, 2011 | re: Happy Pesach, Jews! (41 comments)

BLURGH