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Kid’s like a Jewish Sammy Davis, Jr.
What’s that pun doing on a flyer when it’s clearly an all-expenses-paid one way ticket to Monster’s Ball? So wasteful.
Alternatively, “Harry Potter? I hardly know ‘er!”
“I call it the Aristocats.”
Carrie Brownstein could make this good, because she is the best human being.
Watch The Stairlift, mo’fuckers.
Wow. This sneak preview of the next episode of True Blood looks great, you guys- that show was always missing a werewolf lounge singer.
American Cakestory X.
All I could think during the modern-day epilogue was how they should have just named the film “The 90 Year Old Virgin.”
Ugh you’re so right. I over-thought that comment and still fucked it up.
Or faceanthropic, really, as it does seem to be dude faces who are receiving most of the dramatic abuse.
Between this and the golden crown scene from Game of Thrones, I think tv is getting too faceogynistic for my taste. Way too much object-on-face violence.
I’m genuinely sorry about this:
One ticket straight to hell, please.
It’s cool guys, it’s just the newest Jewish porn parody: Shtup Brothers.
The armed Tea Party Rebellion is off to a slow, well-landscaped start.
That monologue was like if he only saw the “It’s not your fault!” scene from Good Will Hunting and extrapolated the rest of the film from his own Difficult Emotional Issues.
RIP Lady Direwolf
April 17 2011- April 25 201l
New way to ruin the internet: make adorable videos that end in a guy getting his finger bitten off.
Medallion? Screw that, we want National Treasure 3: 2 Treasure 2 Treasurer.
The Wicker Manslaughter
Relatedly, if anyone wants to buy my screenplay “Fiddler on a Hot Tin Roof,” I am accepting offers because J.J. Abrams isn’t returning my calls. It’s about an impotent Jew getting drunk and yelling at his relatives.