Profile 
Conor
Website: -

Latest Comments

Comments

 0Posted on Feb 20th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Hunt Is A Vampire (119 comments)

OK, I can’t totally figure out how to suggest a movie. I have the worst movie ever, I just totally won this contest and the prize. I’m the winner because of this movie: KNOCKAROUND GUYS. I saw this because I took a film class in college that required me to write a paper on four new theatrical releases throughout the semester, all were due “before the end of the semester”. So, I put it off and watched four movies on the last possible day at the multiplex: IGBY GOES DOWN, PUMPKIN, SIMONE, and KNOCKAROUND GUYS (your article about SIMONE reminded me of this experience that I had ERASERedfrom my mind til today).

KNOCKAROUND GUYS stars Vin Diesel and John Malcovich and is about the children of mobsters who have to go get a shipment of drugs that got misrouted to the midwest, to prove themselves to their fathers. It’s the story of how much more hardcore the city is than bumblefuck. I’m doing it justice. Review this movie, or at least watch it. It’s the winner, has to be. I made an account just to tell you this. Enjoy.