I hate that I know this, but whenever they move towns they start out as young as possible so they can stay there longer before people realize that they’re kind of not aging and have to move again, so they all pretend to be high school students. Why they don’t pretend to have just graduated from high school and therefore not actually have to suffer through that shit all over again is beyond me.

I only know that because of Rifftrax Twilight. I swear.