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 +2Posted on Jun 21st, 2011 | re: Let's All Attain The V.I.G Lifestyle Together (38 comments)

Yuck. I’d rather take an N.A.P.

That’s so 10 minutes ago. NOW the kids like to stay fit with stick Horsebic.

 +1Posted on Dec 7th, 2009 | re: Bloopers Never Die (41 comments)

Hey everybody! Click da link and UPVOTE THIS, but don’t downvote me for being bossy!!! Funny call, ambarella!

 +3Posted on Dec 7th, 2009 | re: Bloopers Never Die (41 comments)

I thoroughly enjoyed this YouBloop in a non-ironic way.

 +8Posted on Dec 7th, 2009 | re: Saturday Night Live: Shy Ronnie, My Ninjas! (78 comments)

I didn’t know who the lady host was ‘cuz I’m old. I started LOLing as soon as the juggalo parody started ‘cuz I read Videogum. VIDEOGUM…keeping the Elderly forever eYoung.

 -4Posted on Nov 30th, 2009 | re: The Cutest Cat Welcomes Us Back From The Break (26 comments)

LOLZ! Zing-on-a-zing-tastic! That’s Monsters’ Ball-worthy.

Grrr—won’t let me log in! I’m NOT anonymous!

 -9Posted on Oct 30th, 2009 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (72 comments)

Another mogul here? Downvote! Downvote! Downvote! Downvote him/her, peoples! Anywho…”ghost meat” was teh funniest…ghost meat FTW! (Hey Gabe, your internet is still broken.)

 +6Posted on Oct 26th, 2009 | re: Mad Men S03E11: See Dick Cry (37 comments)

So many WOWs in this episode. But mostly: Bobby’s hobo costume was way cooler than never-saw-him-before-fired-from-Dunder-Mifflin-at-the-Halloween-party dude’s hobo outfit. Kuhdooz, Mad Men, kuh-friggin-dooz!

 0Posted on Oct 7th, 2009 | re: The Videogum Kate Gosselin Halloween Costume Contest (23 comments)

Yay! I’ll upvote you for the “Kelly” avatar every single time. That’s a fact!

 +1Posted on Oct 6th, 2009 | re: That's Your Sitcom: Sherri (31 comments)

Crap. Christmas dawg beat me to the “sassy” comment.

 0Posted on Oct 6th, 2009 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Corey Feldman (72 comments)

Please tell me this is documentary footage. Please! PLEAZ!

 +4Posted on Sep 23rd, 2009 | re: A Girl In Romania Hates Kirk Cameron Enough For All Of Us (86 comments)

She’s a very pretty lady. I think my pants just evolved.

 +3Posted on Sep 22nd, 2009 | re: You Guys, We Should Buy More Lottery Tickets! (25 comments)

I second that. Kahdooz, commentor!

 +1Posted on Sep 22nd, 2009 | re: Mad Men: Belated Open Thread (60 comments)

The slo-mo in that .gif really makes me long for one of the confetti/blood cannons they used for that scene. Talk about “life o’ the party!”

 +1Posted on Sep 10th, 2009 | re: You Could Star (But Please Don't Star) In Entourage: Lower East Side (46 comments)

LOLZ! Up, up and away(vote)!

 0Posted on Sep 4th, 2009 | re: Ugh, Soulja Boy iPhone App? Ugh, Soulja Boy iPhone App. (20 comments)

Dis sadness {:0[…} makes dem Juggalo kids look bright ‘n’ sparkly. Dis is teh bads and sads rolled into 1.

 +7Posted on Sep 4th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (203 comments)

VIDEOGUM Monsters’ Ball (September 3, 2009), shorter: “We like us; we really, really like us!”

 +5Posted on Sep 2nd, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 8 (268 comments)

Up vote for the King of Sleuthgum.

 +4Posted on Sep 2nd, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 8 (268 comments)

O! you l’il stinker!

 +10Posted on Aug 25th, 2009 | re: First Look At Robin Williams In His Susan Boyle Costume (30 comments)

Funny how both your moms are cashing checks, monthly, from Da Cake Eatur…Not sayin’, I’m just sayin’.

 0Posted on Aug 25th, 2009 | re: Asher Roth Gets No Love In This Club (25 comments)

Just great, videoGabe…another ting dat gave me teh sadz. WTF…this Demi Moore BF dude should do better than this.

 0Posted on Aug 25th, 2009 | re: Snopesgum (21 comments)

upvote just for your dedication to commenting.w00h00.

 +2Posted on Aug 24th, 2009 | re: The Muscle Companions Have To Stop All From Turning To Road, Duh (45 comments)

Dammit…someone solved the internet. Again.

 +15Posted on Aug 24th, 2009 | re: Mad Men: What We Talk About When We Talk About Pampers (52 comments)

I’m disgusted and ashamed that I’m actually commenting on this, but I thought Peggy was initiating mouth-love, not hiney-love. I mean, c’mon, she’s a slut, OBVS, but not THAT kind of slut! LOLZ! (/shame)

 +1Posted on Aug 21st, 2009 | re: Fingers Crossed For Michael Moore's Capitalism: A Love Story (77 comments)

Even I, understands.everything.mogul, do not understand all this Wall Street muckety-muck. And I even read all Matt Taibbi’s cuss-filled articles! What’s a mogul to do?