this makes me sad.

You know how at the beginning he say’s “This is my ninth sick day this semester. If I wanna go for ten I’m gonna have to cough up a lung, so I better make this one count.” I think the sequel should be that Ferris Bueller actually does cough up a lung, because he has ebola. Then everyone come’s and cries at his bed and it’s very sad and then he dies in the end but then it turns out that there was no ferris bueller and it’s all in cameron’s mind and it symbolizes the death of his childhood and the american dream. Y’know, just to change it up. Or he could take a day off in Thailand, whichever works.

That sounds like a masterpiece. sloane peterson is like, the love of my life. “Hey cameron, you comfortable back there?” “Hi sloane. no” she’s like every good friend’s girlfriend that you would totally date if only you could without making your good friend hate you forever.

Obviously is should be either Jeremy Piven or Ari Gold. One of the two.

“Eating bugs isn’t good or bad. It just is.” John “Don D” “Honeybaked” Hamm.