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 +2Posted on Mar 21st, 2011 | re: Rebecca Black Meme Open Thread (41 comments)

Woof. Did not mean for it to show up like that.

 +19Posted on Mar 21st, 2011 | re: Rebecca Black Meme Open Thread (41 comments)

Here is an existentialist reading of Friday that turns it into a masterpiece.

 +13Posted on Feb 23rd, 2011 | re: This Is Your Food Court Marriage Proposal (92 comments)

I hate failed proposal videos. They’re not funny and they make me feel terrible inside.

 +3Posted on Feb 5th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (158 comments)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUvhjxSqvBQ

She did.

 +2Posted on Jan 17th, 2011 | re: Sarah Palin Battle Hymn (77 comments)

Not to mention atheists/deists.

 +2Posted on Jan 14th, 2011 | re: Pac-ManTo Be A Reality TV Show, Of Course (31 comments)

I’ll support this under the pretense that there is an axe-murderer in the maze like in Club Dread.

 0Posted on Jan 5th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 42: #lessambitiousmovies (338 comments)

Lower Atmosphere Trek

 +5Posted on Dec 10th, 2010 | re: John Jacobson: Composer, Choreographer, Congressman (44 comments)

His name is my name, too!

Not impressed.

 +1Posted on Nov 16th, 2010 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Cried Several Times "Learning" How To Play Guitar (74 comments)

The worst part is that just by her, fucking Gwyneth Paltrow, holding it, the price of that particular guitar probably went up a few thousand bucks.

 +8Posted on Nov 15th, 2010 | re: The Walking Dead S01E03: We've Got To Go Back To The Atlanta! (143 comments)

#freudianpictures

 +34Posted on Nov 15th, 2010 | re: The Walking Dead S01E03: We've Got To Go Back To The Atlanta! (143 comments)

So really, the British guy that plays Grimes gets to ride in his own Lori again?

 +3Posted on Nov 10th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 37: #BoringMovies (457 comments)

Saving Private Ryan’s Seat

 0Posted on Nov 10th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 37: #BoringMovies (457 comments)

Star Debates

 +16Posted on Nov 3rd, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Everyone In This Video Is An Asshole (161 comments)

You know what, I’ll just leave this here, and let you do with it what you will! Mmkay?

 +9Posted on Oct 26th, 2010 | re: Teen Korner: Silly Bandz: The Videogame (60 comments)

“Is there a ghost-shaped silly bandz in our house?” – Silly Bandz of Horses

 +18Posted on Oct 26th, 2010 | re: Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D Trailer, You Guys (129 comments)

ASSEMBLEEEEEEEEE

 +23Posted on Oct 26th, 2010 | re: Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D Trailer, You Guys (129 comments)

I’m going to ignore the fact that I have to share my 21st birthday with this atrocity. I’ll be too hammered to recognize it’s release, thank goodness.

But seriously, is this just one big circlejerk for him? Like, is it just going to be people singing his praises for two hours? What’s the point? Why would anybody who doesn’t already fanatically agree with what they say want to see such a movie?

Needless to say, I look forward to Frost/Bieber

Don’t Tread On Me!

A Glenn Beck Novel.

Was he talking? I was watching his lazy eye the entire time and seeing how far it could roll before he’d catch it.

 +2Posted on Oct 25th, 2010 | re: Ernest Hemingway's Garden Of Eden Trailer, You Guys (96 comments)

Throw This Movie In A Big Two-Hearted River

 +14Posted on Oct 25th, 2010 | re: The Sixth Autumn Jam Of 2010: "Lemme Smang It" (81 comments)

Here, let me use it in a sentence.

“This song makes me want to bash my head in.”

 +19Posted on Oct 25th, 2010 | re: The Sixth Autumn Jam Of 2010: "Lemme Smang It" (81 comments)

I just invented a new word. It’s a portmanteau of smash and bang.

Bash. I can’t believe that word didn’t exist until right this very second, you guys!