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 +6Posted on Dec 16th, 2010 | re: Now Imagine Thor Was White... (155 comments)

Note how they don’t even make mention of the fact that he was nominated for a golden globe this week..but for his work in music….

 +9Posted on Nov 23rd, 2010 | re: Mean Girls 2 Trailer, You Guys (78 comments)

This movie is the nastiest skank bitch I’ve ever met.

Do not trust it. It is a fugly slut!

 +15Posted on Nov 17th, 2010 | re: Green Lantern Trailer, You Guys (64 comments)

Serious question. How does Blake Lively keep getting work when all she can do is Serena Vanderwoodsen in different colored, more mussed hair?

 +1Posted on Oct 19th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 35: #BoozeMovies (413 comments)

One that slready exists!

Rob Roy

 +2Posted on Oct 19th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 35: #BoozeMovies (413 comments)

The Segram’s Seven
Blue Moonstruck

 +16Posted on Oct 12th, 2010 | re: Christine O'Donnell References "Bed Intruder Song" In Latest Political Ad (59 comments)

This can’t be real. Is this real>

Hide your degrees, hide your common sense. Cause she’s dumbing everything down out here.

 +14Posted on Oct 5th, 2010 | re: Oh Shut Up, Christine O'Donnell (89 comments)

If she’s me, and regularly engages in bondage play, why is she so up in arms about a little masturbation?

 +3Posted on Sep 29th, 2010 | re: How Is Danny McBride's Sex Advice The Best Thing? (32 comments)

“Maybe you should contact that couple who wants to do the role-playing. Maybe you can get involved in some kind of threesome just to get back on your feet again.”

Doc Phil, retire. It’s done. Enough.

 +1Posted on Sep 29th, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Andrew Shirvell (147 comments)

Damn! Beat to the punch!

 +14Posted on Sep 29th, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Andrew Shirvell (147 comments)

It it because she’s a lesbian?

 +2Posted on Sep 28th, 2010 | re: Beyonce Crashes A Block Party Like A Boss (54 comments)

I mean, the Wobble dance is irresistable. People just up and started doing it in the concert hall at the House of Blues last Friday. I was compelled to join. And then didn’t remember why afterward.

 +4Posted on Aug 11th, 2010 | re: Teenagers, You're Liking Music Wrong (225 comments)

I made it through the end of the song, but was unable to actually look at the video past 00:40 seconds. Does that count? Have I been jumped into the gang?

This makes me want to roll around in glitter. Anyone else? No? Just me then.

 -3Posted on Mar 17th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E08: Rise N' Shine, Applesauce! (116 comments)

DAMN YOU J.J. Abrams! These sideways flashes are obviously the L.A. version of Fringe’s other universe. I now fully expect Agent Dunn and the Bishop men to come plowing through at any moment.

 +6Posted on Mar 3rd, 2010 | re: Lost S06E06: The Bad Sayid (Get It? You Get It!) (109 comments)

Ok, I agree with everything in the recap. But I hate Kate. I make no secret of my disdain for her “I’m hot and can therefore be a total bitch to the men who love me” shenanigans. But last night I was all like “Kate no! Wait for Jack! don’t leave with the crazies!” as if I wasn’t begging Claire to gut her 10 minutes before. The changes this show puts me through!

 +2Posted on Mar 1st, 2010 | re: The Marriage Ref For The FAIL (85 comments)

I try to reserve judgement for things I’ve actually seen. So I Hulu’d it this afternoon.

WHAT JERRY SEINFIELD?

That might be a fun, web series. 15 mins of stars popping in to judge people and their not nearly as rich lives, but an hour? On Thursday? There’s too much to be watched on Thursday for this.

 +11Posted on Feb 24th, 2010 | re: Lost S60E05: Jack May Or May Not Have What It Takes (124 comments)

What now? Huh? You see an image of your old house and your first instinct is to smash the shit to pieces? Not, you know, look and see what other images you might be able to see? Jack can really be an asshole at times.
The kid in the alternate timeline was a bad plot device. We don’t know enough about Jack pre-paralyzed Julie Bowen to make an educated guess about where this kid came from. But no matter. The whole Alter-universe thing is about how the Island was not able to affect the character’s lives if it was destroyed back in the 70s. Next they’ll be letting me that Charlie and his brother’s band was all about the Christian rock because the island never put that piano his mother gave him for Chrstmas on sale so she gave him and tambourine.

God, I just typed it and I can’t believe how much more of a geek this show has made me.

 +6Posted on Feb 11th, 2010 | re: What Exactly Was The Alec Baldwin Misunderstanding? (39 comments)

Or maybe she was defending her choice to include uncle Stephen in her calculations, solely based on his performance in ‘Bio Dome’.

 +3Posted on Feb 10th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E03: A Tale Of Two Katies (Boo! Sorry!) (80 comments)

CONTINUE! They’ve seen that fucking place disappear from the spot it was sitting in the ocean and we’re still waiting on them to shave their heads and create a cult.

 +4Posted on Feb 9th, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Joe Rogan (41 comments)

I’m kinda with Defamer, where was the shame in this kid’s game? Without the stealth, where’s the fun? Someone send this one back to Peeping Tom Academy, he clearlt cheated to graduate. But I have believed for years that Joe Rogan’s special brand of jackass is best reserved for taunting Carlos Mencia, so this doesn’t surprise me. I mean yay, Joe, for not making it as bad as he could have made it, but boo, Joe, for videotaping it

 +1Posted on Feb 8th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Serendipity (129 comments)

Went to it in Vegas yesterday, I feel shame about it, yes.

 +7Posted on Feb 8th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Serendipity (129 comments)

I will gladly take my lumps for this, but I liked Serendipity. I even own it on DVD. There is something just dependable about the way John Cusak has played exactly the same character the last 15 or so years. I don’t have to stretch. And Kate Beckinsale can do no wrong in my book. You know, that’s a lie. Click was terrible.

 0Posted on Oct 26th, 2009 | re: Top Chef S06E09: Restaurant Wars Is A Little Less Hell (27 comments)

Can we write Bravo and ask them to please cut the interview portions with Michael V.? The way he sits there looking all souful and speaks in a way that imples he’s imparting a small portion of vast culinary knowledge to us sickens me. I am fored to watch Top Chef on an old TV with a glass screen to resist the urge to punch him in the mouth.

 0Posted on Oct 26th, 2009 | re: Top Chef: Save A Horse, Eat A Cowboy (26 comments)

The first 2 eps this season made me physically ill, so I’m just now catching up, but after Tim Love crossed the line with “Chicken-Fried strawberries” on Top Chef Masters, I put nothing past him.

 +5Posted on Jul 31st, 2009 | re: True Blood Season 3, Maybe, But Entourage Season 7? (11 comments)

Opps, sorry.

Dear God,

Correction. Please make it 40 years, in a middle eastern desert, as opposed to a few months in Mexico, in a country both that has seen Entourage and has Al Qaeda. Rain down drought, famine, and pestilence on them all. And please make sure there are no women. None at all. Sorry about the confusion.

-Me