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This kid who plays Peeta has a very punachable face. Perhaps it might be that it’s the same punk from “RV” and “Zathura” and “Two Kids Feeling Up A Dead Body”.
One of the photo’s captions says that the actor put on fifteen pounds of muscle in three weeks? Is that a really bogus press factoid or did he just get fat during preparation and the trainers counted that water weight? “Oh man, boy who plays Peeta, look how strong your midsection’s getting!”
Their dad made them wear those shirts.
Guy From Green Mile: We started to using the ‘L’ word…
Courtney Stodden: We “Like Liked’ each other.
“We’re both really into ‘My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic’. Have you seen it? It’s REALLY good.”
“He does all the cooking…because I’m not allowed around stoves without adult supervision.”
But really, it still stands that this girl is obviously in her late 20s and somehow they decided that this was a good PR stunt which is somehow worse than marrying a 16 year old.
While that happened, at least three children were run over by taxi bikes right outside.
Why is no one commenting on the fact that this documentary has shown that Eli Porter has evolved into a literal monster.
After Jonnie Marbles took the shaving cream canister and pie tin out of the briefcase he smuggled into the hearing (how did he get in there?), he started preparing the pie, making sure to only spray shaving cream while Murdoch talked so no one would hear the loud SHHHHHHHH sound of an aerosol can.
As he finished, the woman sitting next to him thought, “Well, I’m sure there’s a good reason for this. I have no knowledge how British government works. This might just mean we’re about to take a recess.”
I would very much like to know the story beat about Josh Gad having sex with that girl in the screenshot. Is he a very suave person that also brings girls over to bang? Are the brothers just sex Casanovas? Did he bribe a girl into sex with his brother’s Viagra medicine? Because the logistics of this apartment being Fuck Town sounds absurd.
Ok, I’ll be brave enough to admit I’m not getting this joke. “Lorry”? Like the truck? Is the truck transporting shit? Is the joke just making fun of people who mention this factoid about the British word for truck? It is noon and I am tired and my brain can not process why I’m not getting the obviously smart Colbert joke.
The most adorable part of this video is Massive Attack playing in the background. Those are some pretty hip animals, you guys.
You guys know this is the height of sarcastic hipsters, right? Putting down chain restaurants? Outback was gross? Really? The ONE major pro of a chain restaurant is that the food stays consistent from store to store. There’s no Denny’s that makes the BEST coffee.