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 +2Posted on Feb 15th, 2013 | re: Meteorite Crashing In Russia Footage Is, Uh, Not Terrifying At All! (35 comments)

Since Chelyabinsk was the center of the Soviet nuclear weapons program, 25 years ago this could have started WWIII.

Cold War, good times!

 +4Posted on Jan 25th, 2013 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (35 comments)

+1 for “in the motherfucking theater”

 +1Posted on Jul 30th, 2012 | re: Breaking Bad S05E03: Don't Fly Too Close To The JERK! (54 comments)

Bah! At this point I don’t know how to properly reply to nastyemu!

 +3Posted on Jul 30th, 2012 | re: Breaking Bad S05E03: Don't Fly Too Close To The JERK! (54 comments)

Well, who says they’ve gone away – and why would they put heat on Mike rather than just hang back and keep watching him? There’s been no indication that they’ve backed off…at this point.

 +11Posted on Jul 13th, 2012 | re: CNN's Carol Costello Respectfully Introduces Her Guest, Bill Nye (23 comments)

If the fact that grass is green somehow had the potential to cut into the profit margins of oil companies, then there would be a “debate” about the color of grass.

 +41Posted on May 29th, 2012 | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (100 comments)

“There are brave Monsters commenting that they didn’t like this episode. Let’s go downvote them!”

 0Posted on May 7th, 2012 | re: The NODUHvengers, No Duh (109 comments)

How big of a nerd am I that I read that whole, long, well-thought post about a superhero movie (that I’ve seen!) and the only thing going through my head was OH GOD OH GOD THE NEW CARO BOOK IS OUT MUST HAVE NOW!

Sorry for shouting, that’s just how I feel.

 +2Posted on May 2nd, 2012 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (13 comments)

Dog vs. Parrot: Whoever wins (the yogurt), we win…

 +24Posted on Apr 26th, 2012 | re: Tips For Solo Dining (72 comments)

The mole sauce is dark, and full of terrors.

Cancelled By Danger

 +17Posted on Apr 16th, 2012 | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (66 comments)

Upvoted for agreement, and especially for “team ugly sea dudes.”

 0Posted on Feb 16th, 2012 | re: Purity Bear Is Purity Back (59 comments)

You’ve just given Purity Bear an embolism. I hope you’re happy!

 +3Posted on Feb 10th, 2012 | re: Rick Santorum Is An Incredible Asshole, Feb. 10 Edition (58 comments)

You’re assuming that the election for the U.S. President is “serious.” I have always assumed that too, but I’m becoming less and less certain…

Dogs? Bees? Dogs with bees in them, and when they bark they shoot bees?


 +17Posted on Oct 28th, 2011 | re: Methinks The Michael Moore Doth Protest Too Much (77 comments)

That sounds like a fine double-feature, but will you be turning the volume up and down randomly throughout each movie?

 +8Posted on Aug 15th, 2011 | re: That's Your Uniqlo Model: David Karp (51 comments)

Seconded: “Uniqlo clothes fit really well if you’re tall and skinny” = I’m not going to be buying these clothes.

 +6Posted on Aug 10th, 2011 | re: R.I.P. Lopez Tonight (39 comments)

He stole this routine from Dennis Miller and Chevy Chase…

 -2Posted on Mar 25th, 2011 | re: The Three Musketeers Trailer, You Guys (32 comments)

Charlie Sheen in, Apocalypse Again: Winning!

 +4Posted on Mar 18th, 2011 | re: Les Star Wars High School (40 comments)

If this doesn’t make it into the Monster’s Ball this week, it will truly be a dark time for the Rebellion.

 +32Posted on Jan 17th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Lovely Bones (132 comments)

FYI, Soul Gazebo is the name of our new alt-funk band.

We’re moderately huge in Tulsa.

I just signed up to upvote this. See you in jail!