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 +2Posted on Mar 8th, 2012 | re: This Is Just A Good Song About Rick Santorum (61 comments)

They grow up so quickly, don’t they?

 +1Posted on Jan 11th, 2012 | re: Tina Fey Won't Bond With The Roots: UPDATE! (17 comments)

Why didn’t they eat the whole sandwich?

LAME

 +5Posted on Dec 8th, 2011 | re: The Long Lost Mr. Belvedere AIDS Episode (46 comments)

My only question- what’s in the brown paper bag?

Great job kids. Really.

As a recovering booze hound and drug addict (6 years clean and sober in a few weeks!), I can possibly see how being on a fucking VH1 countdown show would be a motivating factor to get sober.

Extreme self-centeredness is one of the defining characteristics of all addicts. All of the collateral damage of destroyed careers, relationships, lost money, etc. isn’t enough to get people clean and sober.

But do I believe that Courtney and Lindsay are clean and sober? Fuck no.

 +9Posted on Nov 18th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (82 comments)

“These pretzels are making me thirsty!”

 +5Posted on Oct 21st, 2011 | re: A Perfect Halloween Costume Knows No Limits (17 comments)

Her lessons finally paid off for these girls- that greasy hair looks European to me!

 +13Posted on Oct 21st, 2011 | re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JUDGE JUDY! (37 comments)

My favorite Judge Judy moment:

At the end of the promos for her show, when she says, “The decision is mine at 4:30!”

I’ve integrated this into my normal speech, and it is almost always met with baffled looks. Those two to four times that someone has spotted it as a Judy reference has made my week.

I also accompany it with a striking gavel motion with my fist, for emphasis.

Thank you Judy.

 +3Posted on Oct 20th, 2011 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (8 comments)

Kelly- today is his 32nd birthday. Happy birthday John Krasinski!

 +24Posted on Oct 19th, 2011 | re: Beyonce Lets A Fan Sing With Near Perfect Results (31 comments)

Gwyneth did really well!

 +32Posted on Sep 28th, 2011 | re: What Should Dane Cook Call His New Sitcom? (114 comments)

Cancelled.

How has no one posted that?

 +16Posted on Sep 16th, 2011 | re: An Open Letter To The University Of Montreal Students Who Wore Black Face (120 comments)

He gets it

 +2Posted on Sep 9th, 2011 | re: BREAKING NEWS: Bald Matt Damon "Jealous" Of Bald Jake Gyllenhaal (23 comments)

Baldie Darko

 +33Posted on Aug 22nd, 2011 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: January Jones Is One Of The Worst People On Earth (81 comments)

She can still be the best and worst thing about Mad Men in the same moment.

http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/bettydraperGUN(1).jpg

Like this photo.

But yes, January Jones is most certainly a horrible person in non-TV world.

 +7Posted on Aug 19th, 2011 | re: Woman Dials 911 After Losing Remote Control (17 comments)

This is literally one of the saddest things I’ve ever seen. Her body position in that sad little chair, her worn down sneakers, the paranoia.

Let’s all go out and enjoy the world in honor of this woman.

 +14Posted on Aug 11th, 2011 | re: This Is Just A Good Photo Of Al Pacino Dressed Up Like Phil Spector (53 comments)

And anyway, Homer said it best:

“Look Marge- you don’t know what it’s like — I’m the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I’m not out of order! You’re out of order! The whole freaking system is out of order! You want the truth? You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth! ‘Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that used to be your best friend’s face, you’ll know what to do! Forget it Marge, it’s Chinatown!”

 +6Posted on Aug 11th, 2011 | re: This Is Just A Good Photo Of Al Pacino Dressed Up Like Phil Spector (53 comments)

I’m glad we’re all brought together by quotes from 20 year old movies.

This whole thread is out of order- next.

 +17Posted on Aug 11th, 2011 | re: This Is Just A Good Photo Of Al Pacino Dressed Up Like Phil Spector (53 comments)

We love you facetaco, but A Few Good Men did not star Al Pacino.

And don’t say fag.

 +9Posted on Aug 10th, 2011 | re: This Robot Pillow Video Might Actually Be Pornography, I'm Not Sure (39 comments)

I’d hit that.

Both the pillow and the hipster dude.

 +49Posted on Aug 4th, 2011 | re: Who Would Play Cathy In A Live-Action Cathy Movie? (93 comments)

How did no one post this yet?

There, I posted it.

 +22Posted on Aug 3rd, 2011 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Continues To Shit Gold From Her Mouth (74 comments)

I usually upvote everything in a Gwyneth post.

If she’s done nothing else for this world (she hasn’t), then she has brought us all together.

Thanks for asking the important questions

 +7Posted on Aug 2nd, 2011 | re: This Is Just A Good Campaign Commercial For Michele Bachmann (42 comments)

 +1Posted on Aug 2nd, 2011 | re: Sake Bomb Domino Trick For Your Next Get Together (29 comments)

My family still lives there! I love Santa Cruz!! I live in Mountain View!!

What oh what will they put in the old Borders spot…?

 -1Posted on Aug 1st, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Greenberg (130 comments)

First of all, they are vacationing in Vietnam, get it right.

Second of all, this is a great movie.