Pastromy and Michelle’s High School Reunion

this will be the best thing to come out of my hometown (area) since the mtv beach house went there. or since kirsten dunst.

their sister’s name…WAS HANNAH.

oh man, yay.

also, sweet getup, straight guy.

dear internet: please remix with the big-balled goat.

i’m hoping to make WISEAU FACE t-shirts for the SF screening.

skipping past the sex scenes also means you miss out on the sex scene songs, which are fucking great.

AND I WOULD CLIMB THE HIGH-EST MOUN-TEN

this fucking guy.
he used to have a show (maybe on comcast?) that i would catch occasionally late at night. it was a talk show/call-in show type, and the last time i saw it was maybe 2006, and he spent the entire episode talking about monica lewinsky and how bill clinton ruined earth. in 2006. it was even a cogent, informed discussion, but rather all foamy nonsense and chest-heaving. it was stunning.

i need this so bad.