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I saw his stand-up act a few years ago, and it was pretty charming.
- Everyone was nice.
- They did not, in fact, go back and forth in time- that was all special effects.
- The poop tasted awful, and actually led to a new SAG regulation that Guild members cannot be forced to eat poop. (They may still volunteer to eat poop.)
- He is deeply ashamed of losing his fights with Crispin Glover and Michael J. Fox, and of losing each subsequent rematch. At the time that I saw him, he reported that he could beat up mushrooms and limbless dogs.
- He is not a rapist in real life. However, you can catch him as a sexual harasser in the upcoming STARVING GAMES.
Or she’s reading the bottle from the special Dr. Bronner’s Soap distributed only at Liberty University.
She sounds like she’s reading automatic poetry cut from your uncle’s forwarded emails.
Is Dr. Ruth still alive? If so, Dr. Ruth gets a cameo and says “Good sex!” here.
You can jump right in, but you might be irritated that themes about Johnson (which have been built up and amply supported in previous books) are just flatly declared to be true. It’s not Caro’s fault; he just can’t rewrite everything.
It also would help to have some kind of grounding about how the major political parties used to be much more regional/ less ideological, as it will help you understand why the 60s Democrats and Republicans behaved so differently from modern Democrats and Republicans.
None of this would have happened if these fools hadn’t trusted the B in apartment 23.
While I have no trouble believing that Chevy Chase can be insufferable, Dan Harmon mocking him at a public event had to bring back painful memories of his roast. That has to be OH MY GOD THE B IN APARTMENT 23 PLEASE GOD NO I TRUSTED YOUgggggggggggggg
Awesome, bro. I hope you enjoy your interests, and I hope that you understand that I’m not going to feel lame about mine.
This seriously got me so mad I was sputtering last night. Newt Fucking Gingrich demanding an apology- from Obama!- for a joke from Robert DeNiro for dividing the country.
Newt Motherfucking “Obama Is The Food Stamps President” “Obama Is Motivated By Kenyan Anticolonialism” “Latinos and Blacks Don’t Understand Entrepreneurship” “I Would Tell the NAACP To Demand Paychecks and Not Be Satisfied With Food Stamps” Gingrich.
Fuck that guy. I want a call from him to apologize for raising my blood pressure.
On the plus side, linguists at the University of Akon believe that they’ve found a word to describe this girl without being disrespectful.
Serious, non-snide question- where are the awesome parts?
Snide remark about Rush Limbaugh and you getting your money back.
“I’m no different from you. I don’t have a particular favorite, but I have always enjoyed wires, and the wires here in Sandusky, Ohio are some of the finest wires in this great nation! ” – Mitt Romney
Perry: Scotch.
Legalize it and tax it for revenue.
Sincerely, your friend on Facebook who loves Ron Paul and swimming with your clothes on
I’m hoping that when I get home, there will be a green rubber bodysuit, zipped around a gold rubber bodysuit, zipped around a pretty Valentine.
It would be interesting to compare the size of the annual tax cut that Mitt Romney is proposing for himself vs. the federal assistance to that town. I wonder if it’s bigger or smaller.
Do the friends and family of celebrities generally call them by the stage names or their birth names? In the Pixies documentary loudQUIETloud, you saw that Frank Black’s family calls him “Charles.”
Furthermore, what will companies learn about their incentives if their small steps toward liberal goals are smacked around by conservatives, but ignored or smirked at by liberals? It’ll make it that much harder and less likely the next time if JC Penny doesn’t get some good publicity and extra sales out of this.
You know what is unfortunate? That any asshole with a fax machine and an email account can declare themselves an interest group and get a bunch of press if they touch a hot-button issue in a sufficiently stupid way. For some reason, I never forgot the dumbass make-believe group that protested against an episode of “Mighty Mouse” that supposedly showed Mighty Mouse snorting cocaine (he was smelling a flower), and the dumbass make-believe group that got upset that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles has villains named Bebop and Rocksteady, since those are traditionally black musical genres.
These were stupid, stupid complaints! A proper media would filter out the ignorant complaints of dumbass nobodies, not make them into national news stories! Do the “Million Moms” represent anyone? Who gave a flying fuck about the group ten days ago?
Argh. Pave the world, Mayans; we’re done with it.
Dude has a type, I guess.
I want the interns back to write “The Hunt For The Worst Jay Leno Joke From Last Night.”
I dunno, I could sure go for 100 tacos right now.
(Seriously, it was awesome to see a reporter challenge a smug little shit politician in real time, instead of just taking his statement and then later reporting that “some in the Latino community have called the Mayor’s comments ‘offensive…’”
I can’t watch this video, so I only generally get the idea of what’s happening. But I’m giggling at the thought that they have a scenario where dudes land on Megan Fox Island, and are so thrilled. Then for the “something for the ladies” portion of the commercial, they land on Mike Tyson Island. Yay!
Kristen Stewart is not part of your system.