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 +7Posted on Jan 23rd | re: We Can Only Hope To Be Like Kaylee Blowing Out The Candle (30 comments)

Git it! Git it, Kaylee! Come on girl! Git it!

 +18Posted on Nov 30th, 2011 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (26 comments)

“Fuck a tiny dog in a basket.”

-Superglue

 +3Posted on Nov 21st, 2011 | re: "Flour Disaster" Or "Flour Greatest Thing Ever"? (41 comments)

I can’t decide whether this would be really easy to clean up, or basically impossible. Do you just vacuum it? Or do you have to involve some kind of wetness? I am not ready for kids.

The question mark really drives it home for me.

 +2Posted on Nov 21st, 2011 | re: Girl Stuff: Cheerleading For Your Son's High School Football Team (18 comments)

Oh beHAVE!

 +1Posted on Oct 14th, 2011 | re: Let's Make It Facebook Official (66 comments)

I thought it might be “holler at your page,” which makes the most sense.

 +4Posted on Oct 14th, 2011 | re: This Is Just A Good Photo Of Kirk Cameron Celebrating His Birthday (60 comments)

Patrick M, you are absolutely 100% my favorite commenter, and this is the reason why.

 0Posted on Sep 20th, 2011 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (14 comments)

Kelly, I’m so glad you like Parenthood too! True confession: I have never once not cried real tears at an episode of that show. Eesh.

 +1Posted on Jun 27th, 2011 | re: Good Morning Egg Miracle (46 comments)

I thought about trying to call them yokels, but they’re really not, so it didn’t work :(

 +3Posted on Jun 16th, 2011 | re: This Is A Photo Gallery Of James Franco Hanging Out With Ke$ha (43 comments)

Woah, all this time I thought that when you said “I’d hit that,” you were referring to the actual person as “that.” But now I come to find out that “that” is actually a part of that person? That really changes things a lot.