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 +5Posted on Feb 5th | re: Yes, We Are Going To Watch "MORE SAND!" At Least One More Time (21 comments)

Does anyone else remember the “You okay, you okay” girl consoling her baby brother? Her tiny mantra has gotten me through some hard times.

 0Posted on Apr 22nd, 2013 | re: Happy Tulip Colors, Colors All Around You (34 comments)

Oh dear. When I was about 10, I had a very large sweatshirt with a picture of a kitten looking mopey or something, and it said “I don’t do Mondays.” I was a total Garfield for a solid year of my life. I bet we would have been friends.

 +23Posted on Apr 11th, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (159 comments)

Kelly, why won’t you let your mom sniff your neck anymore?? Your sweet mother only wants this one thing and you deny her?

 0Posted on Mar 20th, 2013 | re: It's Friday, You Know The Rule (16 comments)

I’m a Claire (Clare, really) too!! And I felt very scolded by this video.

 +22Posted on Dec 11th, 2012 | re: "The Stanley Steamer Variations" Is A Brief Vision Of Hell (43 comments)

I spent the entire video cringing and waiting for the sure-to-be-horrifying “rap” version. I do have to give her credit for leaving that out.

And apparently, “Avril Lavigne” is a genre of music?

 +3Posted on Nov 16th, 2012 | re: H. Jon Benjamin: Professional Voice Over Actor (5 comments)

The Youtube comments are VERY amazing:

not very professional he sounds´╗┐ exactly like Bob

Wow´╗┐ he sounds like Bob!

 +2Posted on Nov 8th, 2012 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (21 comments)

That lady sure does feel differently from me about the merits of that parrot!

 +5Posted on Jun 27th, 2012 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (26 comments)

Based on this video, I’ve concluded that hedgehogs chew with their eyes.

 0Posted on May 29th, 2012 | re: The Commencement Address Dream List (86 comments)

Woah. We were in the same class at Tulane. Hi!

 +11Posted on May 3rd, 2012 | re: Best New Party Game 65: Rainy Day Movies (118 comments)

Snakes on a Rain

(yes, we both are doing this right)

 +8Posted on May 3rd, 2012 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (13 comments)

KELLY, HOW COULD YOU??

 +9Posted on Mar 19th, 2012 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Versus The New York Times Fact-Checking Department (58 comments)

Sheet cake #Ghostmeals

 +2Posted on Mar 10th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (16 comments)

Is she wearing an unbuttoned onesie?

 +2Posted on Feb 29th, 2012 | re: Parenthood Season Finale: Open Thread (34 comments)

They do use one, remember when Drew said “so should we get….stuff?”

That’s what he meant, right?

 +2Posted on Feb 25th, 2012 | re: Jennifer Aniston Says No To A Friends Movie?! (44 comments)

No no, gum would be perfection.

 +1Posted on Feb 14th, 2012 | re: Sooo, Why Aren't You Guys Watching Enough OWN? (32 comments)

Heh, I thought the little banner at the bottom of the graphic said “Find your own TV and start watching now!” which seems like something that maybe Oprah would say.

 +2Posted on Feb 14th, 2012 | re: The Videogum TV Club Poll: What Do You Wanna Watch?! (159 comments)

If we do Parenthood, I think a valuable feature of those posts would be to have everyone comment with the exact time in each episode where they first cried.

 +11Posted on Feb 13th, 2012 | re: Teenager Cries On Local Television In Hilarious Manner (69 comments)

Whaaa? Way to bury the lede!

 +7Posted on Jan 23rd, 2012 | re: We Can Only Hope To Be Like Kaylee Blowing Out The Candle (30 comments)

Git it! Git it, Kaylee! Come on girl! Git it!

 +18Posted on Nov 30th, 2011 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (26 comments)

“Fuck a tiny dog in a basket.”

-Superglue

 +3Posted on Nov 21st, 2011 | re: "Flour Disaster" Or "Flour Greatest Thing Ever"? (41 comments)

I can’t decide whether this would be really easy to clean up, or basically impossible. Do you just vacuum it? Or do you have to involve some kind of wetness? I am not ready for kids.

The question mark really drives it home for me.

 +2Posted on Nov 21st, 2011 | re: Girl Stuff: Cheerleading For Your Son's High School Football Team (18 comments)

Oh beHAVE!

 +1Posted on Oct 14th, 2011 | re: Let's Make It Facebook Official (66 comments)

I thought it might be “holler at your page,” which makes the most sense.

 +4Posted on Oct 14th, 2011 | re: This Is Just A Good Photo Of Kirk Cameron Celebrating His Birthday (60 comments)

Patrick M, you are absolutely 100% my favorite commenter, and this is the reason why.