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 +3Posted on Apr 21st, 2011 | re: More Jersey Shore Rules (57 comments)

Fifty-Seventh!

 +10Posted on Mar 31st, 2011 | re: Pony Day 2011 In Memorium Tribute To Our Fallen Ponies (53 comments)

I’m confused about the idea of horse angels. Aren’t they basically just pegasuses? Pegasi?

It’s all horsefeathers.

 0Posted on Mar 31st, 2011 | re: Congressman Sean Duffy Is Practically Homeless (66 comments)

Elka was my first reality TV crush. Actually it was the girl from Road Rules with the Marilyn piercing, but I don’t even remember her name so I guess we know THAT wasn’t Real. World.

 +18Posted on Mar 31st, 2011 | re: GET WELL SOON, JUDGE JUDY! (27 comments)

The matter of Common Sense V. Common Cold is expected to be appealed.

 +2Posted on Mar 15th, 2011 | re: Ja Rule Goes Skydiving in Dubai! (36 comments)

My vote is it’s acceptable in reference to a person who has widely released songs with lyrics that celebrate rape?

“We gonna take this, Point Blank range in your Range Rover
Pistol with the kids and rape your stray hoe”

-Ja Rule, “We Don’t Give a Fuck”

 +2Posted on Mar 15th, 2011 | re: Ja Rule Goes Skydiving in Dubai! (36 comments)

Too soon?

 -1Posted on Mar 15th, 2011 | re: Ja Rule Goes Skydiving in Dubai! (36 comments)

Let’s hope it opens easily.

 +1Posted on Mar 15th, 2011 | re: Ja Rule Goes Skydiving in Dubai! (36 comments)

“Why wouldn’t you spend that time letting a dude strap himself to your back?”

Might as well get used to it.

Have fun in prison!

 +6Posted on Feb 17th, 2011 | re: Breaking Big Mommas: Like Father Like Son News! (44 comments)

That comment is best enjoyed if you assume that the person who wrote it assumed that the medical condition “micro penis” refers in fact to genitals of micronesians.

 0Posted on Feb 17th, 2011 | re: Breaking Big Mommas: Like Father Like Son News! (44 comments)

And really, really, emphasis on suffering.

 +8Posted on Feb 17th, 2011 | re: Breaking Big Mommas: Like Father Like Son News! (44 comments)

Suffering from morbid o-beats-ity.

 +2Posted on Feb 17th, 2011 | re: Is Sesame Street a Liberal Conspiracy??!1?!? (41 comments)

Oh my god.

Oh! Sorry, conservatives! – Oh my God.

 +18Posted on Feb 17th, 2011 | re: Portlandia News! (38 comments)

“Have you read this blog post about Portlandia?”
“Of course.”
“Have you read these comments on this blog post about Portlandia?”
“I did not like the ending.”

 +6Posted on Feb 17th, 2011 | re: Ghostly Lovers (64 comments)

They’re really just after the intangibles.

 +21Posted on Feb 17th, 2011 | re: Ghostly Lovers (64 comments)

Wraithpe?

 +24Posted on Feb 17th, 2011 | re: Ghostly Lovers (64 comments)

Now that’s what I call a BOO-ty call!

Hate that pun all you want, I was initially going to aim for more of a “boy meets ghoul” angle. So, you’re welcome.

 +5Posted on Feb 17th, 2011 | re: Meet Today’s Guest Blogger: Becca (64 comments)

You should know that I’ll be commenting extra hard today (or trying to) in honor of our shared OG-ness, Becca, even though in my decrepitude I have become more of a “just reads” monster this past year and a half or so.

 +14Posted on Dec 3rd, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (187 comments)

He saves children, but not the British children.

 +3Posted on Dec 3rd, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (124 comments)

Re: Pat Burrell.

Good point. No one outdrinks the machine.

 +5Posted on Dec 2nd, 2010 | re: Top Chef: All-Stars S01E01: The Gang's All Here (And Also Marcel) (75 comments)

I sort of half agree with you? She clearly underperformed for her capabilities her season, but her underperforming consisted of her making it to the top 4 in the strongest season of the show to date, so it’s sort of relative.

Also, I think a lot of the hype is based on her reputation off the show – she clearly isn’t that good at the Top Chef format, but girl runs the kitchen at 10 Arts and is seriously the biz in the real chef-ing world, something the other contestants know.

 +16Posted on Nov 30th, 2010 | re: Yikes Alert: Eddie Munster Overdoses On Drugs, Back In Rehab (35 comments)

Sad Butch Patrick story:

Every year in Philly there is a massive haunted house attraction run out of Eastern State Penitentiary. It seriously is one of the biggest crowd-drawers of the season in the area. At the end of the haunted house there’s a little area where people can buy souvenirs, food, halloween-themed stuff, get zombie makeup put on their faces, etc.

This year (and I hear, many years prior though I never noticed) Butch Patrick was one of the post-house attractions. Sitting by himself. With pictures of himself as the little Munster. Waiting, desperately, for someone to recognize him or ask him for his autograph. Like, he was there, specifically, to sign autographs for people and out of a monstrous crowd not one person was interested for the whole 10 minutes we were hanging out in the area. It was the single saddest thing I have ever seen.

Then when we got closer and passed him on the way out I got a better look and realized people were probably avoiding him because he looked COKED OUT OF HIS GOURD.

 +8Posted on Nov 24th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 39: Holiday Movies (323 comments)

Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Merry, Too?

 +14Posted on Nov 24th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 39: Holiday Movies (323 comments)

Snowgirls.

 +3Posted on Nov 22nd, 2010 | re: The Walking Dead S01E04: Homies Don't Play Dat! (114 comments)

But because of the unnecessarily antagonistic interactions between survivors, not because of the zombie apocalypse, right?

 +11Posted on Nov 17th, 2010 | re: BREAKING FART NEWS: A Cat Hiccups And Then Farts (107 comments)

I’m pretty sure the extended cut of this video aired last night on Fox in the 8pm time slot.

Soft Gabe recapped it.