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 +3Posted on Apr 21st, 2011 | re: More Jersey Shore Rules (57 comments)

Fifty-Seventh!

 +10Posted on Mar 31st, 2011 | re: Pony Day 2011 In Memorium Tribute To Our Fallen Ponies (53 comments)

I’m confused about the idea of horse angels. Aren’t they basically just pegasuses? Pegasi?

It’s all horsefeathers.

 0Posted on Mar 31st, 2011 | re: Congressman Sean Duffy Is Practically Homeless (66 comments)

Elka was my first reality TV crush. Actually it was the girl from Road Rules with the Marilyn piercing, but I don’t even remember her name so I guess we know THAT wasn’t Real. World.

 +18Posted on Mar 31st, 2011 | re: GET WELL SOON, JUDGE JUDY! (27 comments)

The matter of Common Sense V. Common Cold is expected to be appealed.

 +2Posted on Mar 15th, 2011 | re: Ja Rule Goes Skydiving in Dubai! (36 comments)

My vote is it’s acceptable in reference to a person who has widely released songs with lyrics that celebrate rape?

“We gonna take this, Point Blank range in your Range Rover
Pistol with the kids and rape your stray hoe”

-Ja Rule, “We Don’t Give a Fuck”

 +2Posted on Mar 15th, 2011 | re: Ja Rule Goes Skydiving in Dubai! (36 comments)

Too soon?

 -1Posted on Mar 15th, 2011 | re: Ja Rule Goes Skydiving in Dubai! (36 comments)

Let’s hope it opens easily.

 +1Posted on Mar 15th, 2011 | re: Ja Rule Goes Skydiving in Dubai! (36 comments)

“Why wouldn’t you spend that time letting a dude strap himself to your back?”

Might as well get used to it.

Have fun in prison!

 +6Posted on Feb 17th, 2011 | re: Breaking Big Mommas: Like Father Like Son News! (44 comments)

That comment is best enjoyed if you assume that the person who wrote it assumed that the medical condition “micro penis” refers in fact to genitals of micronesians.

 0Posted on Feb 17th, 2011 | re: Breaking Big Mommas: Like Father Like Son News! (44 comments)

And really, really, emphasis on suffering.