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Right, I understand that Sean was nitpicking about stuff (almost) nobody cares about, but was his rather polite email really cause to call him out publicly and tell him to shut up?
I thought they might be alluding to something, but then after they said it must be scratches, Rick pointed out that one had a scratch on his hand and the other had a scratch on his cheek. So it might just be a(nother) weird little scene that goes nowhere, like the zombie arm falling off the truck a couple weeks ago.
I can’t stand looking at Scrunchie Chris’ snot face. He looks like he was that kid in school who always smelled like boogers.
Maurice Sendak is awesome. “Where the Wild Things Are” was controversial when it came out because it showed a child being disobediant. He also wrote another children’s book which was controversial because it had a drawing of a penis.
Oh man, this is the sort of comment that used to get downvoted to oblivion? 2009 was a more innocent time on Videogum, y’all.
Nah, we don’t have to like him now. This is pretty cool, but there are still billions and billions of reasons to dislike him.
On the horizon
Coming to deliver us:
A carrot-y sun!
Swinging his carrots
Over his head like a mace,
The Carrot Man comes.
Been to many fairs,
Always offering carrots.
Wholesome yet creepy.
KIDS! DON’T EAT VEGGIES!
Apparently they affect
You just like acid.
I thought he would fall
Through the screen and give carrots;
A nightmare Santa.
Oh, fuck me, *thoughts*!
I even got the
Syllables done perfectly
Yet I can’t proofread
I’ve no haiku now
Because you just verbalized
My thought exactly.
Oy, that hits home. I am not extremely beautiful or wealthy, and I have been on medication for almost a year that has helped a lot, and I still think about suicide all the time.
“Dammit, dafs, now look what you started!” -Videogum
I have bipolar II disorder. I have nothing to say about this other than that it is awful and I hope she finds some relief.
That is so disturbing to me I almost downvoted you out of sheer horror. (But I didn’t, because I’m not a jerk.)
I’m not sure, but I believe sum sorta vidya game.
No, you are not. I imagine the “CB” stands for “cancer balls”.
Wow, he sounds just like me when I graduated from high school! (Also when I graduated from college.) (Also now.)
#linklatergum is worth upvotes. I love those movies.
What is this “evolution” you speak of?
But seriously, one time I was at the zoo for a school thing, and this girl and I were looking at an emu, and I said something about how their giant dinosaur feet made their evolutionary history so obvious (I may have also said something about how much I love run-on sentences, but I can’t quite recall). She looked at me like I was a crazy person; turns out she didn’t believe in evolution.
Fuck me, PLANNING. I was commenting on your typo and made a typo myself. That’s cosmic justice, baby.
Well, I’m sure Kayne is planing to sample this video too.
“Don’t put money in the pussy, bro.”
Gabe, I find your comparison between “Annie” and “Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” specious. Annie was an ORPHAN. Nobody loved her! The fictional Will Smith (and maybe the real one too; I’m not a professor of willsmithology) had a MOTHER who CARED about him! She cared so much that after ONE LITTLE FIGHT she got scared and sent him across the country to protect him.