Fucking A! I had forgotten all about this pathetic turd of a film – but now it is all rushing back to me. Wtf was Portman’s accent all about? And why did Rachael Weise seem so bored? And why is Jude Law still allowed to make films, when he has all the talent and charisma of a regurgetated kebab. Urgh. Just a load of pointless, self indulgent waffle.