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 +10Posted on Sep 2nd, 2009 | re: thirtysomething: Pilot Episode (58 comments)

Bill watched thirtysomething when he was at Sarah Lawrence in the 80s. Then he wrote his thesis paper on thirtysomething and became Professor thirtysomething. Then he complained because his dates never wanted to talk about thirtysomething. They didn’t even want to hear about thirtysomething.

 +9Posted on Aug 3rd, 2009 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Guy Who Pays For Impounded Car With Pennies (74 comments)

The Borat impression at 9:00 really makes this amazing. I wonder why more great social commentary doesn’t come out of Florida. Also, the accents in this video sound exactly like what a Florida crab shack smells like. Jesus, what assholes. That poor receptionist doesn’t come to where these guys work and slap the dicks out of their mouths with 88 dollars worth of pennies.

 -18Posted on Jun 18th, 2009 | re: NSFW: Name That Catch/Cumphrase (210 comments)

“Grunt, grunt, grunt.” – Tim Allen?

 +1Posted on Feb 24th, 2009 | re: Unlucky Outsider Kathy Griffin Sells Memoir For Only 2 Million Dollars (12 comments)

Her face looks like disapproving pudding. Or like someone found a cat and made it smell something bad and then put a really fancy wig on it.

 0Posted on Dec 2nd, 2008 | re: The City Should Be Called The Devil's Public Relations Associate (9 comments)

What is her dream? To be surrounded by monsters that (through an admixture of science and magic) can withstand camera light (i.e. they don’t go running back under the nearest bed) while hanging out with an Australian in a Russell Brand costume? Because she’s chasing that like a underfed greyhound with an electric rabbit.

 0Posted on Nov 24th, 2008 | re: Stephen Colbert Urges You To Scrub Your Balls With Axe Shower Tool (4 comments)

Great stocking stuffer– it’s like a loofa for date rapists.

 +2Posted on Nov 24th, 2008 | re: Thank You, Sarah Palin. No, Really. Thank You. (13 comments)

The black guy with the cowboy hat looks like he’s doing a community-theater production of “Witness.” Or maybe he’s doing the whole “epicene-Quaker-vampire-hunter” thing that’s really hot this season.