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 +3Posted on Aug 13th, 2013 | re: How Much Would You Have To Be Paid To Be Wolverine For A Few Years? (17 comments)

To keep up that workout routine indefinitely would almost surely kill him. http://www.buzzfeed.com/adambvary/the-cost-of-becoming-a-superhero

 +10Posted on Aug 7th, 2013 | re: CELEBRITY FEUD ALERT: Sylvester Stallone VS. Bruce Willis! (30 comments)

I am kept alive by steroids.

 +4Posted on Aug 5th, 2013 | re: Other Questions Both For Parts Of Speech And Lindsay Lohan (30 comments)

be nice to lohan.

 +9Posted on Aug 2nd, 2013 | re: This Is Just A Goodbye Post (241 comments)

Thanks for everything Gabe! Can’t wait to see what’s next!

 +4Posted on Aug 2nd, 2013 | re: This Is Just A Goodbye Post (241 comments)

Thank you for your mix of human empathy and venom for society. Rarely, RARELY does anyone strike that balance a well as you do. You are a funny, eloquent man and I look forward to seeing what you do next. I want to confess that I stole your famous phrase “because ___” and use it in my every day life. And people think I’m funny for it. So thank you Gabe and let me know where I can send the royalty checks. Godspeed.

 +4Posted on Jul 15th, 2013 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Pacific Rim (46 comments)

Agreed! She would have been a badass main character. It’s just that Hollywood is still afraid of letting relatively unknown actors of color open a movie.

 +2Posted on Jul 15th, 2013 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Pacific Rim (46 comments)

I saw this with my nerdiest buddies. We all left saying basically that it was solid but frivolous. The sword thing killed me! Come on with that! Also there was never this sense that the world was going to end – the stakes didn’t ever seem high enough for me to get anxious in the slightest. It did look crazy rad on IMAX though.

 +6Posted on Jul 11th, 2013 | re: Farrah Abraham's Rehab Fight With Tan Mom What Are You Having For Lunch? (29 comments)

One of the universe’s perfect foods is the street taco – you know, those tiny tacos that have only three ingredients – carne asada, onions, and guacamole (maybe some cilantro too). Pour a little hot sauce on them and nom om nom nom. I had three.

 +1Posted on Jun 27th, 2013 | re: Yo, Is World War Z Anti-Semitic? (34 comments)

I thought it was because of the “rule of the tenth man” that they built the wall. How do you guys come up with this stuff?

 +4Posted on Jun 17th, 2013 | re: Slaughterhouse 90210: Arrested Developmental Cases (4 comments)

Maris Kreizman is really Bob Bensen.

 +9Posted on May 28th, 2013 | re: Prancercise: A Fitness Workout (18 comments)

Massive ‘toe.

 +2Posted on May 20th, 2013 | re: Star Trek: Into Darkness: A Movie Review (67 comments)

Can’t tell if serious… But yeah I know she’s Carol Markus.

 +3Posted on May 20th, 2013 | re: Star Trek: Into Darkness: A Movie Review (67 comments)

They’ll make another one, but if it doesn’t perform well in it’s second weekend, look for that budget to drop. I think this is the last of the JJ directed ones too.

 +6Posted on May 20th, 2013 | re: Star Trek: Into Darkness: A Movie Review (67 comments)

I just read an interview between Josh Horowitz and Damon Lindelof, an Lindelof said there’s a reason why she got undressed, and it wasn’t just gratuitous. That kind of sounds like a dodge to me, because if it has to wait for another movie, it’s still gratuitous in this one.

 +7Posted on May 20th, 2013 | re: Star Trek: Into Darkness: A Movie Review (67 comments)

Right after he “died” my wife and I, almost in unison, turned to each other and said “Khan’s blood.”

 +10Posted on May 20th, 2013 | re: Star Trek: Into Darkness: A Movie Review (67 comments)

Loved every minute of it. The SPOILER: reversal of the reactor room scene was a great touch. And also, I think it was smart that they didn’t have some young swarthy guy doing his Montalban impression. That would have made everything unintentionally campy. I thought Cumberbatch made it his own in a way that acknowledges but doesn’t even try to touch the brilliance of Montalban. I could have used more flowery monologues though.

 +2Posted on May 20th, 2013 | re: Slaughterhouse 90210: Stefon Forever (3 comments)

Okay.

 +2Posted on May 17th, 2013 | re: This Week In Comedy: The Office Series Finale (62 comments)

Also, what the hell was Eric Wareheim doing at the wedding?

By the way people, this album is the real deal.

 +9Posted on May 15th, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (117 comments)

Randomly got way too drunk with my wife last night and am really paying for it at work today. I am going to REALLY pay for it at the cardio/weights class at the gym tonight. I better bring a bucket.

Yes, I have noticed that as well.

I also like that Neil is agnostic without being a dick about it. He’s always like “Look, I’m a scientist. That’s it.” Shut up, Richard Dawkins.

What’s the over/under on narcissistic personality disorder vs. pure, grade-A American sociopathy?

 +4Posted on May 14th, 2013 | re: So, Did You See The Great Gatsby? (26 comments)

To be fair, Benjamin Button didn’t work because it was in actuality an incredibly short story, not even close to book length. The whole movie was basically padding.

Five flasks, after you take them out of the oven, stir in some spicy dijon mustard with those sprouts. It will change your life.