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Then the lion went back to his fake cave and wrote a 3,000 word revenge fantasy and thought about the guy for the next two weeks, because lions are like humans.

 +6Posted on May 17th | re: New Krispy Kreme Track Drops! (Two Days Ago!) (39 comments)

I’m actually going to kick it up a notch and say sixth dimension. He’s about to explode the multiverse.

 +12Posted on May 17th | re: New Krispy Kreme Track Drops! (Two Days Ago!) (39 comments)

He is about to pass through the ironic-funny wormhole into a third dimension of actual awesomeness. For me at least…

I have tried so hard to make my mom come around on this, but at the end of the day here is her honest, straightforward belief: “Gay people have a propensity to be gay, just like alcoholics are genetically pre-disposed to drink. Does that mean alcoholics should drink as much as they want?” She is attempting some sort of backwards logic, but her body language is more telling than anything when she watches gay people on tv – scrunched nose and that “snick” sound you make with your tongue on the roof of your mouth. When it comes down to it, most boomers and old people just think the gays are icky.

Raindog I can’t believe you are getting downvoted for that.

 +7Posted on May 8th | re: John Travolta Rests His Case (25 comments)

Back in college, I knew an extremely rich kid. He did all the lame things that rich kids do like tons of drugs and orgies (read also – fun things), but somehow was nice. Anyway, his parents lived near Pebble Beach golf course and his dad was a member of the club house there. He said that John Travolta was notorious for trying to pick up guys in the sauna, and that he would rent this gingerbread looking cottage to have his trysts, ALLEGEDLY (scientology lawyers). This was back in like 2000-2001.

 0Posted on May 7th | re: Mad Men: So This Is Just The Megan Show, Now? (136 comments)

You could be onto something on the whole – but did they reference Lady Madonna the song on the show at all?

 +3Posted on May 7th | re: Mad Men: So This Is Just The Megan Show, Now? (136 comments)

Whoa! Hardcore death imagery in that poem. http://www.poets.org/viewmedia.php/prmMID/15292

 +6Posted on May 7th | re: Mad Men: So This Is Just The Megan Show, Now? (136 comments)

It’s a Sylvia Plath poem I believe.

 +25Posted on May 7th | re: Mad Men: So This Is Just The Megan Show, Now? (136 comments)

I wonder if all of the death imagery being thrown around and with Pete maybe being suicidal is meant to be a red herring for Megan’s eventual death.

 +6Posted on Apr 30th | re: Summer Jam 2012: "The Baddest" - Krispy Kreme (53 comments)

I think he may be stretching the truth on his wealth.

 +2Posted on Apr 19th | re: Help Back Michelle's USA Tour! (15 comments)

…And at the next level, we will ascend to the kingdom of Gorgax, mighty and awesome star-eater, and we will feast on the bodies of quasar scorpions.

 +9Posted on Apr 12th | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Mel Gibson Is Still Mel Gibson (62 comments)

He’s got a case of the Hebrew Jeebies.

 +11Posted on Apr 9th | re: Don Draper Is Not Tony Soprano (89 comments)

I predict that Ginsberg’s mom died in the Holocaust.

 +8Posted on Apr 4th | re: Those Are Your Glasses: Google Glasses (50 comments)

NO MORE UKELELES.

 +3Posted on Apr 2nd | re: How Mad Are You About Ashton Kutcher Playing Steve Jobs? (15 comments)

He was, but I think it kind of fell apart when his wife died. Have you seen Mr. Day Lewis in full makeup though? It’s eerie. This movie is going to be great.

 -6Posted on Mar 31st | re: Woman Terrorized By Spike Lee's Tweets Is Selfish Monster (100 comments)

Can we stop throwing around the term MURDERED in caps and bold? Clearly something is amiss in this case and it will most likely falls on Zimmerman’s shoulders. This is the group-think I am talking about – the guy is already a murderer, and anyone who thinks otherwise gets massively downvoted.

 0Posted on Mar 31st | re: Woman Terrorized By Spike Lee's Tweets Is Selfish Monster (100 comments)

I was speaking to the sex crimes part. Also – I want justice to be served regarding Zimmerman – I haven’t condemned him yet. Is it fishy? Of course… but let’s not crucify the guy yet. No one is denying the tragedy of the situation here. Can we let it go to trial?

 -12Posted on Mar 30th | re: Woman Terrorized By Spike Lee's Tweets Is Selfish Monster (100 comments)

I gave you an upvote, sir, because I am pretty libertarian. But be prepared to cite sources here, it’s a giant school of liberal group-think fish.

 +1Posted on Mar 30th | re: Woman Terrorized By Spike Lee's Tweets Is Selfish Monster (100 comments)

Well, protecting our children is probably one of the most important things we as humans should do. But having to go door to door and tell people you are a sex-offender just seems cruel, especially if you’ve already served time. It’s a tricky one. Sex offenders… not good.

 +3Posted on Mar 19th | re: The Walking Dead S02E13: Season Finale (158 comments)

That shot of the burning barn in the background with Herschel capping the zombies was great. Herschel is the man.

He’s got 2 days, 10,000 dollars, and a dream… next on Nipples Impossible.

 +8Posted on Mar 1st | re: Anne Hathaway Stars In The Humblebrag Diaries (66 comments)

Could it be that Gabe got so liberal and politically correct and so concerned with offending nobody but at the same time being sneeringly aloof that it drove him to madness, and now he has come out the other side a manic, disheveled AM talk radio DJ?

 0Posted on Mar 1st | re: Anne Hathaway Stars In The Humblebrag Diaries (66 comments)

Man, settle down.

 +2Posted on Feb 27th | re: You Guys Want To Have Sex With A Cheeseburger? (64 comments)

I like her fuzzy sweater.