I haven’t read that Vulture article but I did enjoy this one:
Earlier today I saw a Bort licence plate. I wanted to take a picture but I was with my boss. I feel like I’ve failed the Internet.
The thing behind the cab is a crane. They’re used in boom trucks to get material into high places, usually while evading power lines, windows, beams and other construction site obstacles. That guy is basically a blue collar ninja.
I was going to write “Man, James Franco really can do anything,” but then I realized that, earlier today, I was wearing a similarly colorful (and probably much, much, much cheaper) suit while holing two pups in public, so I cannot throw any snark stones. Today we are all James Franco.
That just means Homeless Randy is immune to Facetaco’s curses. By the way, how is Crazy Val?
Sure, come over anytime, and about your other lea–JINX! JINX JINX JINX!! SUPERJINX!!!!
Sitting, seating, seeding; It’s THNXgiving Eve, give me a break, yous guys.
But you will be sitting at home during playoffs and I will be going in as a number one seed. (also seating at home because that’s just how fantasy football works.)
I don’t know but I smell a romantic comedy.
MY STARTERS WERE ON BYES! I WAS RESTING FOR THE PLAYOFFS! THE CONTROLLER’S BROKEN! COMPUTER ERROR!
Today my phone auto-corrected “my aunt Janey” to my “aunt Kanye”.
We should all watch this and discuss it like a family http://movies.netflix.com/Movie/We_Steal_Secrets_The_Story_of_WikiLeaks/70267587
And that’s how they got so popular in Japan.
A long time ago, a girl I dated for a minute showed me her art sketch book and it was just different variations of phalli, like, mushrooms, trees, houses, etc. A whole book. I mentioned that it was all phallic and she looked at me like I was crazy.
Why no pics here? I want to look at some pet rat pics.
Can I guess what their follow-up album to that was called? Was it Mr. Big in Japan? No? Okay.
I kinda like the formal attire idea, but I dread the countless, inevitable, ironic tuxedo t-shirts.
I also have 2 cats :\
We buy a community horse.