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 +3Posted on Dec 7th, 2010 | re: Donald Trump's Hair Blowing In The Wind (54 comments)

two pounds for good measure

 +5Posted on Dec 7th, 2010 | re: Donald Trump's Hair Blowing In The Wind (54 comments)

I wished I could have watched this for the remainder of the game instead of Tom Brady walking all over the Jets. So I chose option C) and turned to Tim and Eric’s Chrimbus Special! I won.

 +44Posted on Dec 7th, 2010 | re: That's Your Hand Model Girlfriend: Ellen Sirot (110 comments)

Seth MacFarlane here. I’m finally ready to admit that I am indeed the worst. After years of lying to myself and to the people, I am willing to hang up my hat and spend the rest of my days sitting quietly in front of a roaring fire. I am done being me. Trust me, I’m Seth MacFarlane.

 +5Posted on Dec 7th, 2010 | re: Blah Blah Blah Superblah (65 comments)

i have wronged you, ring a ding ding. but either way, i can’t stop staring at this gif…

 +3Posted on Dec 7th, 2010 | re: Blah Blah Blah Superblah (65 comments)

 +13Posted on Dec 6th, 2010 | re: Live Action Puppet The Simpsons With A Katy Perry Guest Cameo? (93 comments)

and stay there

 +8Posted on Dec 6th, 2010 | re: Live Action Puppet The Simpsons With A Katy Perry Guest Cameo? (93 comments)

Yo dawg, I heard you like Simpsons so we put Simpsons on your Katy Perry so you can….I’m too confused.

 +40Posted on Dec 6th, 2010 | re: The Walking Dead S01E06: Season Finale (119 comments)

I had no idea the black lady and T-Bone(T-Dog?) were dating until she stayed behind. I guess we’re supposed to assume the only two black people are obviously a couple.

 +9Posted on Dec 6th, 2010 | re: The Walking Dead S01E06: Season Finale (119 comments)

Of all the complaints I have about this show, the biggest one continues to be that the zombie blood looks like it’s fresh from MS Paint. Next season they better get some Dead Alive-style gore up in this comical melodrama.

 +11Posted on Dec 2nd, 2010 | re: The Andrew Show: A Racist Child Complains About Marmaduke (134 comments)

When I first saw that this video was presented in the Videogum Player, I thought that it was a video you made in your own apartment as a funny, weird joke with someone’s child. But when I realized that this was an actual, real-life racist kid, my heart fell on the ground. Please tell me this is a funny joke. I don’t want this to be real.

 +3Posted on Dec 2nd, 2010 | re: The 11th Autumn Jam Of 2010: "So Pitted" Remix (33 comments)

He should star in a sequel to “Point Break!” Oh, wait…

This is Julia’s world and we’re just living(dying) in it.

 +10Posted on Nov 15th, 2010 | re: World's Biggest Harry Potter Fan (56 comments)

He is 23? This guy is just beyond terrifying. I’m way too scared to try to think of anything even remotely witty/funny.

That said, I hope he wins. He sure deserves it.

You also helped out Bristol

But…he doesn’t have any sequins in his arm pile. Unless I’m sequin-blind?

 +25Posted on Nov 15th, 2010 | re: Movies For Dudes: Unstoppable (40 comments)

I liked the original better

 +9Posted on Nov 15th, 2010 | re: 2012 Watch: Bill Clinton To Have Cameo In Hangover 2 (36 comments)

The guys will probably become political prisoners in Thailand and Clinton will have to come save them like he did in North Korea.

Wait, that actually sounds pretty accurate.

 +10Posted on Nov 10th, 2010 | re: I Still Love You, Party Grandma (24 comments)

Nuthin’ But a G-Ma Thang

 +30Posted on Nov 10th, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: The "My Fucking Bush" Guy (82 comments)

 +11Posted on Nov 10th, 2010 | re: Colleen Thomas Explains Monday's Secret Missile Launch (64 comments)

The Pleideans clearly have no sense of animal rights since they didn’t stop Colleen from draping that innocent leopard carcass over her shoulders.

 +16Posted on Nov 9th, 2010 | re: Lake Shore Proves That Canada Has A-Holes, Too! (116 comments)

I will have nightmares of this all week:

 +4Posted on Nov 9th, 2010 | re: Robert Downey Jr. IS Mr. Peanut (Continued) (39 comments)

Owen and Luke are the Red and Yellow M&M’s, respectively(because Luke got fat once).

 +10Posted on Nov 9th, 2010 | re: Robert Downey Jr. IS Mr. Peanut (Continued) (39 comments)

There must be a mistake, because this commercial is not on Wes Anderson’s IMDB page.