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 +6Posted on Dec 20th, 2012 | re: One Tiny Trampoline Accident (21 comments)

history is not defined merely by war, death, stories of great men but also by the trampoline accidents committed by children

 +8Posted on Dec 18th, 2012 | re: Salsa Spider Is Certainly No Salsa Dog (But He Is Close) (15 comments)

i actually did that for salsa dog
but thats just due to my fear of dog overlords

 +4Posted on Dec 10th, 2012 | re: Saturday Night Live: Jamie Foxx And Ne-Yo (33 comments)

a lot of credit should be given to the woman scream laughing in the dylan or dermot sketch she literally made the whole thing for me

 +5Posted on Nov 26th, 2012 | re: What Do You Goop For The Goop Who Goops Everything? (24 comments)

i feel like the fact that GOOP is one letter away from being GOP should be a telltale sign of who this list is for

 +9Posted on Nov 19th, 2012 | re: Searching For Truth: Who Catered Matthew McConaughey’s Wedding? (18 comments)

the wedding planner

wait a second…

 +21Posted on Nov 12th, 2012 | re: HAUNTED TOASTER! (45 comments)

this womans priorities are something i can relate to

possibility of possession/ eternal damnation < some good toast

 +17Posted on Oct 26th, 2012 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (120 comments)

I think i have to stop watching parks and rec its so enjoyable and sweet every week its making me remember that the rest of life is not actually parks and rec and thats just problematic

 +5Posted on Sep 24th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: The Master (64 comments)

this was exactly exactly what happened to me hours after the film i realized i loved it and wanted to speak about it forever

 +4Posted on Sep 24th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: The Master (64 comments)

I saw this last night with a pretty small crowd who still sort of laughed at parts i didnt really think appropriate but anyway

i really liked it. im not entirely sure of its message as a whole but the relationship between the main characters was deeply fascinating in that it took on the role of mentor/student, worshipper/priest, and then lovers. idk a part of me agrees with it being overly long but i came into it expecting that and i thought that the relationship was explored so thoroughly that it warranted the goes without saying that the time was also filled with just gorgeous shots, i didnt get a chance to see it in 70mm so id be interested to know if the difference were major or barely noticable. also kudos to amy adams for playing an absolutely ruthless character so well. really a great movie

 +8Posted on Sep 20th, 2012 | re: What Is A Movie That You Want To Rewatch That We Should All Rewatch? (233 comments)

this is no comment thread for young movies

ugh ok thats enough me

 +13Posted on Sep 20th, 2012 | re: What Is A Movie That You Want To Rewatch That We Should All Rewatch? (233 comments)

no country for old men.

there was a summer it came on starz almost daily and i watched it almost everyday for about 2 weeks straight

 +1Posted on May 22nd, 2012 | re: None Of Rihanna's Lines Of Dialogue From Battleship (52 comments)

forget it marge its battleship!

 +14Posted on May 10th, 2012 | re: Morning Bear Cub Conga Line (20 comments)

i just woke up and this vid was basically the first thing i saw so i know i am not awake because this video is all of my dreams

 +1Posted on Apr 27th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (11 comments)

i didnt watch the hope springs trailer but based on whats written im gonna assume it stars Celine Dion as Mariah Carey as Ana Gasteyer as Nancy Meyers

 +2Posted on Apr 3rd, 2012 | re: Never Die At The Hand Of A Lorry (12 comments)

if only i had more upvotes to give alas i am but a single man

 +5Posted on Mar 23rd, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (18 comments)

“i dont wanna make things awkward between us i just want you to father 6 to 10 of my children” – All of Jon Hamms friends

 +9Posted on Mar 21st, 2012 | re: Penn Badgley Compares The Hunger Games To Occupy Wall Street (23 comments)

‘Fuck! That’s what they’re doing!’ Which is cool.” – penn badgley first reading ann franke

i dont think anyone would be opposed if the kardashians were in a show where they had to kill each other for entertainment.

someone once said a pictures worth a thousand words, this picture seeks to debunk that theory

 +4Posted on Mar 6th, 2012 | re: ARE YOU READY FOR AN OPTICAL ILLUSIOOOOOOOON? (17 comments)

i was so confused because i am not hipster dad. jolly good sir

 +2Posted on Mar 2nd, 2012 | re: A Delightful Little Drummer (37 comments)

cryin karen carpenter (she was real good a drums so this counts)

 +4Posted on Mar 1st, 2012 | re: Uhhh, Here's What You Wanted? (32 comments)

you guys its just that i asked my boyfriend that we needed more fire in the bedroom and took it a bit too literally. he’s just so damn caring

 +9Posted on Feb 27th, 2012 | re: What Does The New Mad Men Poster Mean?! (25 comments)

Don realizes that many of the decisions in his life have led him to become an empty shell nothing more than a husk and he is going through the motions of life rather than actually living, much like these mannequins are merely mimimcs of human experience OR Don buys a new hat that he really likes and is appreciating it in a shop window

 +7Posted on Feb 21st, 2012 | re: Wake Up! It's Time To Start Chewing! (15 comments)

this is actually a brutal competition to decide which one the parents would rather keep

 +12Posted on Feb 17th, 2012 | re: DogTV Is A Real Cable Network FOR DOGS (40 comments)

“im shocked to hear of the revelation that it is not in fact bacon” – dog after watching scathing expose on beggin strips