Say what you will about the Tea-Party, but I think we can all agree with O’Donnell on two fundamental socio-political problems that persistently plague America: Monkey-Human hybrids and overspending on Aids research.

It’s too bad Vince Vaughan and Kevin James had to settle on that generic buddy comedy after they were both cut at the last minute from the Roommate. A deranged 18 year old college co-ed would have been the role of a lifetime for either of them.

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Dude you have no fossils! – Christine O’Donnell running from CNN panel discussion with a handbag full of 65 million year old dinosaur bones.

Your attempts at cheap vegetable pun laughs have been entirely fruitless.

After some thorough research (which involved me typing 12 million into google) I discovered that Lopez’s salary is equal to the number of African children who have been orphaned by AIDS
(see — http://12millionorphans.org/). I wonder if that statistic factored into her contract negotiations.

In other news 12 million bees escaped from an overturned truck three years ago in Canada http://www.thestar.com/News/Canada/article/451642 .

I am positive that in 50 years the Tim and Eric special will be mandatory viewing on Chrimbus morning. Even before children open their presents wrapped up like the Santa Maria they will want to sit around the VHS player with their grandparents and watch The Special (by then it will almost universally be referred to simply as The Special).