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 0Posted on Aug 3rd, 2010 | re: Inception Ripped-Off Scrooge McDuck & The Beagle Boys! (104 comments)

agreed.

 +1Posted on Jan 12th, 2010 | re: Who Should Replace Tobey Maguire As Spider-Man? (51 comments)

I was team topher grace for spiderman in 2002. i always thought tobey maguire was tooooo whiney.

 +3Posted on Jan 12th, 2010 | re: Hugh Jackman The New Global Spokesman For Lipton Iced Tea (40 comments)

is he contractually obligated to tan himself to the color of iced tea?

and doesn’t he look like ryan secrest in that photo?

 +3Posted on Jan 11th, 2010 | re: The Simpsons Is A Thousand Years Old (41 comments)

love it.

 +4Posted on Jan 11th, 2010 | re: The Simpsons Is A Thousand Years Old (41 comments)

oh this is totally metaphorgum today isnt it

 0Posted on Sep 30th, 2009 | re: What Should Jessica Alba's Awkward Meet The Fockers Name Be? (54 comments)

laura mulva?

ms. anthology film archives would appreciate my joke at least

 +2Posted on Jul 24th, 2009 | re: Where Is Hot Tub Time Machine's Fan Made Poster? (42 comments)

“adult comedy” is that like “adult videos” or “adult language”

 +2Posted on Jul 8th, 2009 | re: Ricky Gervais Is A Movie Factory (22 comments)

I hope that the next film I work on has an equally vague trailer and Gabe picks my name out of all of production to mention in an upcoming post.

fingers crossed!

 +5Posted on Jun 10th, 2009 | re: Jessica Alba Lives Every Week Like It's Shark Week (28 comments)

oh my god, what if jessica alba *was* banksy???

 0Posted on Jun 10th, 2009 | re: Will Ferrell And Jimmy Fallon Give An Audience Member A Makeover (54 comments)

AD Miles is the head writer, right?

 0Posted on May 19th, 2009 | re: The Cosby Show's Touching-Yet-Awkward Today Show Reunion (29 comments)

Tyler Perry gives her work!

 +1Posted on May 15th, 2009 | re: Last Night's Star-Studded 30 Rock Kidney Benefit Song (41 comments)

thank you!

 0Posted on May 15th, 2009 | re: Last Night's Star-Studded 30 Rock Kidney Benefit Song (41 comments)

the office had the 100th show, this is like the 56th of 30 rock

so who was the guy with the goatee/beard. someone make me feel bad for not knowing, please.

 +7Posted on May 12th, 2009 | re: Henry The Amazing Dancing Boy Is Back With Techno Moves (22 comments)

wow those Dancing Baby animators are getting really good.

 -1Posted on Mar 19th, 2009 | re: Sorority Row: They Did A Bad, Bad, Thing (24 comments)

lindsay! dont tell people about carrie fisher’s blog! how else will I feel special on the internet now??

 +11Posted on Mar 19th, 2009 | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Natasha Richardson (77 comments)

I don’t understand what is so disrespectful about someone stating that they were unfamiliar with a person’s work.

If she was giving birth to another child, or if she had gotten into a public brawl with her sister, people would comment on it, but it wouldn’t be a headline — it would be somewhere near the bottom. But her death is a headline and I think Gabe eloquently nailed why that is. Because death is scary and unknown and when it comes seemingly out of nowhere it reminds us all of our own mortality.

 0Posted on Mar 12th, 2009 | re: Ricky Gervais Makes Elmo Stop Being Polite And Start Getting Real (13 comments)

first time I ever really liked elmo.

has he been on the daily show yet?

 0Posted on Mar 12th, 2009 | re: What Does The Pie Stand For In Britney's "If You Seek Amy" Video? (13 comments)

I’m wondering how pissed britney was about lily allen covering womanizer.

 +3Posted on Mar 12th, 2009 | re: Is It Just Me, Or Is *Everyone* Flirting With Paul Rudd? (12 comments)

It’s impossible not to flirt with paul rudd.

 +3Posted on Feb 28th, 2009 | re: Do These Wolverjeans Make Me Look Fat? (9 comments)

I may be that teenage girl that doesn’t exist.

 +2Posted on Feb 24th, 2009 | re: Bears Beg For Food By Waving And Shouting!? (24 comments)

I bet when people go to see the bears they wave a lot, so the bears are just mimicking humans, trying to impress them and get treats

 +2Posted on Feb 22nd, 2009 | re: This Is Our 2009 Oscar Liveblog. (124 comments)

I was kinda hoping for a christian bale skit

 +1Posted on Feb 22nd, 2009 | re: This Is Our 2009 Oscar Liveblog. (124 comments)

did they really just slip waht happened in vegas and high school musical in there???

 0Posted on Feb 22nd, 2009 | re: This Is Our 2009 Oscar Liveblog. (124 comments)

that was a subtle shout out to tenacious D, i could sense it

 -2Posted on Feb 10th, 2009 | re: Everybody Freak Out About This Toddler Smoking (44 comments)

Is this a new trend? Last month there was a story with a mom from Wales who had a toddler that smoked….