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 0Posted on Aug 3rd, 2010 | re: Inception Ripped-Off Scrooge McDuck & The Beagle Boys! (101 comments)

agreed.

 +1Posted on Jan 12th, 2010 | re: Who Should Replace Tobey Maguire As Spider-Man? (51 comments)

I was team topher grace for spiderman in 2002. i always thought tobey maguire was tooooo whiney.

 +3Posted on Jan 12th, 2010 | re: Hugh Jackman The New Global Spokesman For Lipton Iced Tea (39 comments)

is he contractually obligated to tan himself to the color of iced tea?

and doesn’t he look like ryan secrest in that photo?

 +3Posted on Jan 11th, 2010 | re: The Simpsons Is A Thousand Years Old (40 comments)

love it.

 +4Posted on Jan 11th, 2010 | re: The Simpsons Is A Thousand Years Old (40 comments)

oh this is totally metaphorgum today isnt it

 0Posted on Sep 30th, 2009 | re: What Should Jessica Alba's Awkward Meet The Fockers Name Be? (54 comments)

laura mulva?

ms. anthology film archives would appreciate my joke at least

 +2Posted on Jul 24th, 2009 | re: Where Is Hot Tub Time Machine's Fan Made Poster? (42 comments)

“adult comedy” is that like “adult videos” or “adult language”

 +2Posted on Jul 8th, 2009 | re: Ricky Gervais Is A Movie Factory (22 comments)

I hope that the next film I work on has an equally vague trailer and Gabe picks my name out of all of production to mention in an upcoming post.

fingers crossed!

 +5Posted on Jun 10th, 2009 | re: Jessica Alba Lives Every Week Like It's Shark Week (28 comments)

oh my god, what if jessica alba *was* banksy???

 0Posted on Jun 10th, 2009 | re: Will Ferrell And Jimmy Fallon Give An Audience Member A Makeover (54 comments)

AD Miles is the head writer, right?