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No sure where my picture went. Comment was a lot better with the pic. Let me try again.
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Pictured: Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino (right) and his brother Dave “That Situation” Sorrentino (left)
The thing that depresses me most about this photo (besides the obvious commentary on the foods in our schools) is that one guy got paid to go to this party and the other paid to go to this party.
*Note: The Situation was not affected by the food in America’s school because he probably never attended; hence, great abs!
Shaun White’s snowboarding injury was a whole lot worse than we thought.
Duh! Have you seen Renee Zellweger lately? I always thought she was choking on a lemon, but this makes a lot more sense.
The real question is: do I really want to shell out another $0.99 for iFart? I guess the fart button would be magnified to the size of a door knob, so maybe!
Pardon me, but this is awful.
(And pardon me, but that joke was too easy. I’m really sorry. Don’t rate me negative please.)
The thing that fascinates me most about the Jersey Shore is the t-shirts they wear when they go out. I’ve never seen so many of the same t-shirts in the so many different colors. It’s like someone took the biggest box of crayons they could find, mixed them with a pair of angels wings and crazy font, and BAM! the coolest bunch of the same t-shirts ever created.
Can you even imagine what a family dinner would be like with a mom so crazy? That is so 2010!!!!!!! I bet they don’t talk at the dinner table; they just text or tweet.
Please stop touching my elbow.
Who is Jeff Dunham and why is that skeleton wearing a hat?
Way to go Ron! Taking a stand against trolls on the internet that post mean and untrue things about celebrities. You’re quite the Harvey Milk of Tinseltown!
“You go first!” “No you go first!” “No you go!” “No…let’s go at the same time!”
I can’t get past the fact that Edward always looks like something smells. I laughed every time he popped up on screen especially when Bella was trying to decipher the fart clouds.
83 times? So about as many times as there were Kanye West jokes last night?
Someone stop me. I’m on a roll.
How many times per minute does that dude smash the other guys head? Can I get an approximate number because it looks to be in the millions.
Fingers crossed Wanda Sykes and George Lopez co-host the Academy Awards. “What do you mean you people?” Sykes says after Lopez makes reference to the people in the audience. Mass hilarity ensues.
Is it too early to nominate Jennifer’s Body? Or maybe it’s just too salty. Or maybe you’re just jello of it.
I just made a movie called “Cocking Guns and Shooting Them In Slow Motion.” I’ve already dubbed it a cult classic on the internet. I’m rich now.
Evan Rachel Wood is to True Blood as Michael McDonald is to Grizzly Bear. Wait wait wait. Grizzly Bear is actually pretty good and Michael McDonald is…well…Michael McDonald. This show stinks.
Brilliant article. I couldn’t have said it better myself. I would probably read a book on how bad this movie was. Yuck.























I’m cut off. New videogum site fail. Sorry to spam up the page. Delete me please.
I still hate Ke$ha though.