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 +1Posted on Nov 24th, 2009 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Peaches Geldof (42 comments)

Turns out I only thought I hated Peaches Geldof BEFORE I saw this. Innocent times. At least now I know how to make Fern Cotton (the other blonde talent graveyard above) seem more likable.

 +4Posted on Sep 21st, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Forgotten (101 comments)

I don’t know why I said ‘main alien’ when he’s the only one but you get it – alien/Ken Barlow. Boom!

 +1Posted on Sep 21st, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Forgotten (101 comments)

This movie is much worse for British viewers where you have to block out that the main alien is the son of Ken Barlow.

 +2Posted on Sep 1st, 2009 | re: One Begins To Get The Sense That Padma Lakshmi Will Do Anything (25 comments)

Didn’t we guess she’d say yes to anything when she married Salman Rushdie?

 0Posted on Aug 31st, 2009 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Glenn Beck Is An Idiot (94 comments)

Yes but in his case just as an excuse to get shirtless and sweaty with other men. We’re still assuming that anyone that right wing is a repressed homosexual, right?

 +10Posted on Aug 31st, 2009 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Glenn Beck Is An Idiot (94 comments)

I’m impressed that there’s a two minute clip of Glenn Beck where he doesn’t fake-cry.

 +3Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 | re: The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Kim Zolciak Is A One Woman Face/Off (14 comments)

Fair enough. Although inflicting Gwyneth Paltrow on the world, let alone on us, will take some forgiving.

 +5Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 | re: The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Kim Zolciak Is A One Woman Face/Off (14 comments)

But that was vengence for you sending Madonna over here. And she tried to pull an English accent too so that’s provocation.

 +5Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 | re: The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Kim Zolciak Is A One Woman Face/Off (14 comments)

I just saw an ad yesterday that the Real Housewives of New Jersey is coming to British TV. Thank you America and how many series of this shit-fest can we look forward to?

 +2Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 | re: The Men Who Stare At Goats Should Have Been A Documentary (45 comments)

It was a documentary. Well an episode of Jon Ronson’s Crazy Rulers of the World series. So yeah.

Viddy: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1128598/