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 +7Posted on Jul 15th, 2013 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Pacific Rim (46 comments)

Pacific Rim could also win the Academy Award for Most Nosebleeds.

 +5Posted on May 23rd, 2013 | re: Zach Braff Taught Woody Allen About Crowd Funding (21 comments)

Braff’s Kickstarter has raised $2,870,000.

The Cleveland Courage Funds for the three kidnapped women have raised $650,000.

:(

 +10Posted on Dec 17th, 2012 | re: Saturday Night Live: Martin Short And Paul McCartney (15 comments)

That was the first time I have enjoyed listening to “Wonderful Christmastime”.

 0Posted on Sep 12th, 2012 | re: Who Should Play The Mean Girls In Bravo's Heathers Reboot? (34 comments)

Gallery Girls is a crowning achievement in profiling human garbage. Kelly, if earth is cursed with season 2, I demand you recap it!

 +6Posted on Apr 10th, 2012 | re: Everything About This Nike Video Is A Terrible Fucking Lie (125 comments)

That portion was edited by Paul Harvey.

EW, DON’T HAVE SEX! is the same fear I have any time a scene features only two characters. Especially Darryl and Sophia’s mom.

 +2Posted on Feb 13th, 2012 | re: The Walking Dead S02E08: They Just Kept Coming (65 comments)

Let’s use precious gas to start the fire, and create no barrier between the fire and the highly flammable grass which leads to the highly flammable barn and the house.

 +8Posted on Feb 9th, 2012 | re: Top Chef S09E13: Welcome Back, Beverly (21 comments)

I get annoyed when the Top Chef judges complain about a prepackaged ingredient. I’m sure the smoked oysters didn’t taste as great as the ones they usually eat (freshly harvested from the bay by Padma’s robot butler or whatever), but I’m also pretty sure that a commoner like myself would find them delicious. If I could afford them.

 +8Posted on Jan 12th, 2012 | re: Top Chef S09E09: Restaurant Snores (36 comments)

I guess I’m two weeks late with this, but I’d like to congratulate Grayson for being the last remaining non-insane female chef with a semblance of dignity.

 +11Posted on Dec 15th, 2011 | re: Top Chef S09E06: "Game Over" (Boo!) (17 comments)

Don’t shave Ty-Lor’s ‘stache! It’s vital to his community theater production of “Gangs of New York”.

 +5Posted on Oct 31st, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E03: The One Where Shane Gets A Haircut (91 comments)

The cold open/flash forward both took away the suspense of “will Shane escape the high school” AND the suspense of “what’s Shane looking for as he crazily rummages through the bathroom”.

Could someone tell the writers they aren’t REQUIRED to use cold opens like Breaking Bad does? Just show a zombie – any zombie – getting shot in the face. It’s always welcome, and it would be an improvement.

Can you guys believe they filmed at both the Northrock Theater and The Warren Theater? No? Nobody wants to talk Wichita multiplexes?

Judging by my one and only visit to Valparaiso, he’s lucky only one dog jumped in front of him.

 +33Posted on Jan 25th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Ricky Gervais Graffiti (94 comments)

Mr. Brainwash points to the wall of the Beverly Hilton. “Ricky Gervais was here. Good stuff. That’s what I tag,” he says. “That’s what I tag.”

 +6Posted on Jan 13th, 2011 | re: Top Chef: All-Stars S01E06: We're Gonna Need A Bigger Shark Bag (36 comments)

Angelo says he’s scared of the water because of sharks, but we all know it’s because he’s a bio-engineered replicant who shouldn’t get water in his circuits.

 +11Posted on Jan 6th, 2011 | re: Top Chef: All-Stars S01E05: Forget It, Tom, It's Top Chef Town (37 comments)

Between Angelo and Jennifer, this season’s Dads have had a very poor showing. Lighten up, Dads!

 +3Posted on Jan 5th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 42: #lessambitiousmovies (338 comments)

It’s a Mad World

 +5Posted on Dec 9th, 2010 | re: Top Chef: All-Stars S01E02: Night At The Museum (57 comments)

I didn’t know that Jen shared a father with Ricky Bobby.

 +16Posted on Dec 2nd, 2010 | re: Top Chef: All-Stars S01E01: The Gang's All Here (And Also Marcel) (75 comments)

Welcome back, Jamie! It is so exciting to watch you make soup over and over again.

More like Blah-Stars, right?

 -1Posted on Sep 13th, 2010 | re: The Unfortunate Return Of The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time (940 comments)

The Kids Are All Right: rich white West Coast liberal stereotypes have “problems” that even the most dedicated NPR listeners can’t empathize with.

 +9Posted on Jul 21st, 2010 | re: See You At Comic-Con 2010! (BONUS: BNPG) (1095 comments)

Eat. Pong. Love.

 +3Posted on Feb 15th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Armageddon (115 comments)

I am sad that I can’t comment from work, because I wanted to steer this conversation toward Steve Buscemi’s epic space dementia. As you may recall, this dementia causes him to grab the nearest machine gun and begin firing. So sure, space dementia can exist, and sure, NASA might pack some heavy artillery for the mission — but when working under a tight deadline, why did the roughnecks take the time to unpack those machine guns?