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Cool! My girlfriend, Lennay Kekua, can do the same thing!
Screw you, Melon!
Opening a can with a spoon also magically turn pears into peaches. Awesome!
That is the strangest looking Ferrari/Bentley/Lotus/Lambroghini I’ve ever seen. Because surely that car must be worth more than all of our houses for him to do that.
Honestly is this that much worse than the original? I think Nichole should open the 2014 Grammys as long as she promises to make 2 things happen. 1) Remember to remove the rubberbands and 2) you have to bring the dog!
Can’t he just call himself Crispy Creme with C’s and be fine? Wouldn’t that solve the problem. Hate to see him change the name.
Scientologists call ibuprofin “assists”? Weirdos.
It may have felt like love, but it sounded like something totally different.
Seriously, who could give a sane sounding answer with crazy music playing in the background?
How has nobody mentioned Thurston Howell III?
Disney could release an hour and a half of JarJar b-b-b-b-b-brushing his teeth as Episode 7 and would still make them more $ than John Carter.
Dazed and Confused – High school kids in vintage clothing have a party.
Weirdest recycling bin pickup ever.
I really am confused y this too. So would my crank flashlight not even work in this scenario? Even Gilligan’s Island could get some electricity from Gilligan pedaling a bike every now and then when they needed it.
Cut from the interview is Mr. Clean-up actually professing support for the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act, which I find interesting.
Do porn stars count?
Videos like this aren’t doing anything to help the anti-bullying campaigns in schools.
Wait until Stephen Hawking gets ahold of an even bigger arm to squash us all.
Too unbelievable. Like a conservative would ever say, “Somebody has to pay the taxes.” That’s the joke part, right?
He’s either the worst tea partier or best OWS guy I’ve seen yet.
Tupac’s opening act?
In this scenario I think Annie is short for annulment.
I explain to her the reason, but I’m afraid the whole Earth revolving around the Sun thing would cause a whole different rant on her part. No time for that, although more scientist voice would be cool.
Should have saved this one until Hump Day.