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 +16Posted on Sep 13th, 2010 | re: The Unfortunate Return Of The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time (940 comments)

http://tinyurl.com/37a8aw8

I nominate Book Of Eli, a movie that never pretended it wanted to be better than terrible. Then it pulled a “whatatwist!” moment so dumb, it will live in infamy, well past the end of the world and the demise of all other stupid twist endings. Denzel will be trapped collecting bad-movie paychecks to protect it forever and ever and ever.

 0Posted on Jan 20th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: City Of Angels (114 comments)

Why is Nicholas Cage buying so many pears when we all know that it takes him FOREVER to eat fruit?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1136844919106034875#

Those pears are going bad for sure.

 +2Posted on Nov 2nd, 2009 | re: This Week, On A Very Special Episode Of The Road (52 comments)

Offending soundtrack clip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPPhyGAbatY

(with bonus pensive Mel Gibson face staring into your soul. GIVE HIM BACK HIS SON!)

 +6Posted on Oct 7th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 9 (250 comments)

He is fighting for his son’s love by competing in arm-wrestling tournaments, because this is what adult men do in real life situations.

 +11Posted on Oct 7th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 9 (250 comments)

Life Is Beautiful: An unforgettable fable that proves love, family and imagination conquer all — except Nazi bullets to the face.

 +2Posted on Sep 2nd, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 8 (268 comments)

World Trade Adventures To The Center Of The Earth Girls Are Easy

 +3Posted on Sep 2nd, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 8 (268 comments)

Bringing Up Baby Geniuses 2: Electric Boogaloo

 +6Posted on Aug 27th, 2009 | re: This Is Your Music Video: Miss Lolitas' "Amber Alert" (41 comments)

Man, the last 20 seconds of this video got me so pumped for LOST.

“Previously, on Amber Alert…”

 +6Posted on Jun 11th, 2009 | re: What Is Your Gwyneth Paltrow Name? (92 comments)

Chairman Charles of the Cherry Chocolate Chaplaincy. Our mission? Contrasting the two. SUPER HARD, guys.

 0Posted on Jun 8th, 2009 | re: Rush Limbaugh Is Just Fucking With Us Now (18 comments)

Oh, SNAP!