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 +1Posted on Jul 3rd, 2012 | re: Oh Look, More Eastbound And Down (8 comments)

Zombie KP?

 +4Posted on Mar 2nd, 2012 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (84 comments)

When Creed slapped Meredith in the back of the head, screamed, and then ran out of the room, I LOLed. A lot.

 +2Posted on Nov 8th, 2011 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (23 comments)

Obviously so mad I can’t type or proofread

 +4Posted on Nov 8th, 2011 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (23 comments)

I avoid all things Duggar, because, to quote Grandpa, it “angry’s up the blood.” HEY LADY STOP HAVING KIDS. YOU AND YOUR RIDICULOUS NUMBER OF KIDS ARE MAKE ME SO MAD.

 +4Posted on Nov 4th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (100 comments)


 +1Posted on Aug 24th, 2011 | re: Kids Krumping Is The Best Thing Around (26 comments)

Is she on the side of a busy road? Also, I’m totally going to use the “jump in slow motion” move at some point in the future.

On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how pissed off would I be if I didn’t win this?

 +7Posted on Jul 27th, 2011 | re: The Wednesday Morning Baby Brazilian Bikini Babes Lady Gaga Dance (14 comments)

I wish my Zumba class was instructed by this little kid. Mine is done by a 90-pound 40-year-old women with WAY too much energy who yells “PUSH YOUR BODY” at us every 15 seconds.

 +11Posted on Jul 13th, 2011 | re: Babies Are Allowed To Be Jerks Almost Always (35 comments)

I have a kid. She can be an asshole. I try to correct it is often as I can, but sometimes I just don’t have it in me to say “Please stop that” for the 1,000 time today. Or I’m too drunk.

 +4Posted on Jul 1st, 2011 | re: Gabe And Max Like The Internet: Episode 8 (12 comments)

That clown horn sound is by far the most annoying sound for a text message. I hope that is not what he settled on when trying to decide what sound to use.

 +3Posted on Jun 22nd, 2011 | re: Britney Spears' New Comedy Video: "I Wanna Go" (62 comments)

I always thought Guillermo from Weeds was super cute. But this didn’t do much for me.

Also: She looks very photoshopped in this. But if they are photoshopping everything else on her body, why didn’t they fix her weird watery red eyes?

 +9Posted on Jun 14th, 2011 | re: Baby Is Terrible At Playing Harmonica (29 comments)

My kid refers to her harmonica as her “tootin’ horn.” We keep it classy around here.

 +8Posted on Jun 7th, 2011 | re: Facebook Friend Tattoo And Tattoos In General (113 comments)

This is exactly how I feel about tattoos (um, and shopping, which is why I have become an awesome bargain shopper because there is less remorse).

I have wanted a To Kill A Mockingbird tattoo for a little while (specifically, “delete the adjectives”). But for a while I also wanted a Taking Back Sunday lyric tattoo and THANK BABY JESUS I did not follow through on that one.

I’m giving you all my upvotes. Coincidentally, I’m only allowed to give one. But still. You get ‘em all.

As someone closely involved with the horse industry, this outbreak really really sucks. I know the name “horse herpes” is super funny, but this is costing us lots of money. Events are getting cancelled left and right.

BUT if you asked me to ride a stick horse instead of showing a real animal, I would say hell no.

 +2Posted on May 26th, 2011 | re: You Only Look Dumber: Horrible Aging Makeup (30 comments)

I tried to find a gif of the Jersey Shore folk getting ready in front of the mirror with a camera behind it, but apparently one does not exist. But it would have worked so well right here.

 +7Posted on May 24th, 2011 | re: This Is Your Summer: Movie Posters (65 comments)

It was tagged “This is a movie about robots, coming out June 29th.” Which I thought nailed it right on the head.

 +4Posted on May 19th, 2011 | re: Funny Internet Videos Open Thread (103 comments)

That man’s laugh is intoxicating. In a good way.

 +3Posted on May 6th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (121 comments)

I took a 3-, a 4-, and a 5-year-old to see Rango. About five minutes into it, the 4-year-old ask if it was over yet. That pretty much sums it up.

 +11Posted on Apr 1st, 2011 | re: Videogum Everywhere Mission: NO APRIL FOOL'S PRANKS! (76 comments)

Last year, my then five-year-old went around the whole month of April saying, “OH MY GOSH MOM YOUR HAIR IS ON FIRE!!!! APRIL FOOLS!!!” She is in kindergarten this year, so I am sure she will come home with an even more ridiculous April fools today. April Fools Day is so dumb and needs to be erased from calendars. You know, for the kids. And the parents.

 +5Posted on Mar 31st, 2011 | re: Pony Day 2011 In Memorium Tribute To Our Fallen Ponies (53 comments)

Mules are not actually stubborn, they just have a high sense of self preservation. But I am with you…bring on the Top Chef recap. #iownamulegum

 +5Posted on Mar 30th, 2011 | re: "Crying For America" Is Not A Good Song! (106 comments)

Spelling it with a C is the girl way, obsv.

 +10Posted on Feb 4th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (158 comments)

Donald Glover can get it.

Oh! Those were not horses, those were mules! I work at a mule magazine, and our “rival” mule magazine had a big story about the mules that are going to be on his show.
Sorry for the double mule post today, y’all…