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 0Posted on Jan 14th, 2012 | re: Shit Gay Guys Say To Their Cats (13 comments)

I’m thinking *this* gay guy says “bless you” to that flat faced cat a lot more than the average cat owner.

 +1Posted on Jan 13th, 2012 | re: A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Bristol Palin Is Leaving Hollywood (30 comments)

What are you saying!?

 0Posted on Jan 13th, 2012 | re: Girl Stuff: Hot Booties! (33 comments)

Heh… he said “booty bag.”

 +1Posted on Dec 8th, 2011 | re: Please Sign Our Fake Petition To Keep The Up House Multicolored (40 comments)

applause

Oh, Janice. You have me at “Eat a bag of royal skank!?” Case rested.

 0Posted on Dec 6th, 2011 | re: UNDENIABLE Evidence: Aliens Are Flying Over Russia! (29 comments)

All the better when imagined said by Admiral Adama in nerd voice.

 +1Posted on Dec 6th, 2011 | re: FOX News Finally Takes On The "Communist" Muppets (75 comments)

More like, yes, Fox News, it is a Muppet Movie, why would you be surprised it has leftist leanings?

Don’t get me wrong, I love me some Muppets, but bipartisan they are not.

 +2Posted on Dec 6th, 2011 | re: Anybody Have Theater Class Notes For Chet Haze's Final Paper? (56 comments)

E) A statue of a four-toed foot.

 0Posted on Dec 6th, 2011 | re: This Is Today's Holiday Themed Internet Video (28 comments)

Because they’re ice-skating at the end… you can’t ice-skate in a skimpy leotard, you’d have to be crazy to do that.

(Exception: every figure skater ever).

 +1Posted on Dec 6th, 2011 | re: Insane Clown Posse's "It's All Over" Video, Just In Time For 2012 (42 comments)

Ladies, can we just agree… when the world is ending, let’s not waste our time with high heel shoes!

This deserves all the upvotes!

 +5Posted on Nov 21st, 2011 | re: New Arrested Development Episodes Will Stream FOR REAL On Nexflix! (18 comments)

Her?

“We’re talkin’ ’bout PANTIES!!!” This guy.

 +16Posted on Nov 21st, 2011 | re: Rest Your Case, Store At The Mall Selling Crotchless Panties For Children! (42 comments)

OMG you MUST pause the vid 1:05 at and check out the skeeveball look on dad’s face… He has a real “heh… you said crotchless” moment.

 +4Posted on Nov 16th, 2011 | re: Oh, Politichicks (70 comments)

It is pretty entertaining the way the less-famous ladies seem to be just BARELY tolerating Victoria Jackson. She somehow manages to highjack the whole thing. I pretty much patently disagree with everything they say, but it’s not like it’s a bad idea for a show.

Jesus Christ, how hard would it have been to call cut, sweet-talk VJ into writing a goofball song about gay marriage, and start over?

 +9Posted on Nov 16th, 2011 | re: Reader Poll: Is Bradley Cooper The Sexiest Man Alive? (71 comments)

Replace “sexiest” with “smarmiest” and we’ll talk.

… Jazz band envy…

 +2Posted on Nov 16th, 2011 | re: The Legal Battle To End Them All: Who Owns "YUUUP!"?!?! (43 comments)

The first clip did NOT make me want to listen to more rap. The second clip DID make me more curious about Storage Wars. Ipso facto, Hester wins-o.

 +2Posted on Nov 15th, 2011 | re: Liam Neeson Peed His Pants (50 comments)

WHO POOPED AND PEED ON THE NEESON?

 +2Posted on Nov 11th, 2011 | re: Sister Act Lawsuit Is Right On Time (29 comments)

Don’t nuns take a vow of poverty?

 0Posted on Nov 10th, 2011 | re: The Kaplans' Full House Intro Recreation Video Will Win You Over (44 comments)

Ooh, I have a TV theme song cover band! BOOB TUBE ARAMADA!

 0Posted on Nov 10th, 2011 | re: WHO POOPED AND PEED ON THE BANK?! (33 comments)

George Clooney and I are having a great laugh over this one!

 0Posted on Nov 8th, 2011 | re: Draw Something: Even More Reckless Posters For Larry Crowne (16 comments)

Seconded by Scruffy!? That’s, like, being seconded by Falstaff or something! =)

 +9Posted on Nov 8th, 2011 | re: New Commenters' New Corner: Brett Ratner, Your Boyfriend, Stinks! (187 comments)

(whispers) Sli! Ders!

Best. Comment. Ever.