This is not the droid you’re looking for.
Isn’t “strange anomaly” redundant? Come on Tin Foilers, step it up!
Mitch Hedberg, I believe.
…and that’s ok… GIRLS!
Now Larry the Cable Guy has to make a Perrier commercial.
We must not forget his work with Cassavetes!
Yeah, but from what college? I’m guessing either Pawcific University or Barkansas State.
“What the zoinks did I do?”
Katie Explains About 3/5 of It All.
Pretty sure Ziggy’s no longer a virgin…
In my last apartment I had a life-sized cardboard cut-out of Mr. Trump brandishing a claw hammer, his face snarled in mid-yell. Next to his face I had placed paper and pen. Guests were encouraged to write a “quote” so that Donald would appear to be yelling that phrase. It was quite popular.
This is the only relevance this man has for me. RIP Donald Trump 2005-2007
I ride it to work every morning. That’s why I am so sucksessfull.
Children of the Corndog
Gyronly Live Twice
“Oui oui.” – Hugh Jackman, speaking French.
The way he looks is an extension of his disgusting personality. I’m sure we’d have no problem if he was an enormous, tanned action figure who loved Guided by Voices and volunteered at the homeless shelter. This prick is narcissism manifested, a putrid miasma of protein shakes and Axe body spray. Fuck him.
That, or Old Style cans fighting Pabst cans.
After the rapture, you should eat their pets.
This joke is the best joke. No sarcasmo.
I kept expecting it to fart.
I don’t know if this says more about me, or the internet in general.
Now we just have to find Waldo and the wizard so we can go to the next page.
In an alternate universe, this post would have a non-spoiler title and I would be able to see all of your faces while you watched it.
“Stay. Good boy/girl.” – Christians, during the rapture, probably.
So my friend has a bible autographed by Kirk Cameron and we cherish the lols it brings us.
Also, that picture makes me think that this rapture thing could be a benevolent act by some deity removing the more unpleasant and self-righteous elements from the planet by sucking them up in some enormous celestial Hoover.