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“Contestants: You have 45 lbs on unspun, unwashed organic sheep’s wool, 50 yards of organic batiked cotton printed with suns and moons, and an acre of kale. Get to it.”
You’re on fire today!
I’ve never successfully left, so you can just plan on returning in the future.
I assume you mean a member of the official group? No. I have social anxiety. The words “I’d like to meet new people” give me hives, and then I get anxious and drink too much. Some have described me as “abrasive” in said situations.
I do have a job.
Honestly, if I was on the outside reading these exchanges I would be like “Wow, Burlington sounds like a delightful place with a beautiful lake and at least two people who read the same blog as I do…I will go there.”
Um, nothing I post shows up any more? Am I that boring? Gabe can you help me? How do I communicate these things to the right people?
I’m here! I think Gabe canceled my Videogum for a bit, since my comments were disappearing into space – we’ll find out soon if it’s still happening.
Such RELEVANT timing, however, as I was recently stuck on Battery St. behind a scooter, and spend 5 minutes discussing the etiquette with my passenger – it felt wrong to just zoom around but…mom’s got places to be, ya heard?
The worst, however, was when I got stuck behind a fucking tandem bicycle going down Maple St, and I was in the hugest rush and they were just cruuuuuiiiiising, slowly, down the middle of the road, and they made me late to pick up my CSA and subsequently late to kickball.
“There is nothing easy about my life.” – me
Change “a special moment at night camp” to “mid-day at your desk” and I am SOLD.
I know. I keep on waiting for Gabe to be like “Guys, enough, no one cares that you live in the same city, which really isn’t special, there are many people who live in the same place.”




















Ha! I had the same thought, I was like “how did Birdman get so famous and wealthy? did WE make him famous and wealthy? go us!”