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 0Posted on Aug 12th, 2010 | re: Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? (48 comments)

Ha! I had the same thought, I was like “how did Birdman get so famous and wealthy? did WE make him famous and wealthy? go us!”

 +7Posted on Aug 3rd, 2010 | re: Inception Ripped-Off Scrooge McDuck & The Beagle Boys! (101 comments)

“Contestants: You have 45 lbs on unspun, unwashed organic sheep’s wool, 50 yards of organic batiked cotton printed with suns and moons, and an acre of kale. Get to it.”

 0Posted on Jul 30th, 2010 | re: It's Friday Lunch, This Swedish Police Officer Just Got Paid (60 comments)

You’re on fire today!

 -1Posted on Jul 29th, 2010 | re: The Return Of Sad Keanu, Now With Protective Helmet (104 comments)

I’ve never successfully left, so you can just plan on returning in the future.

 0Posted on Jul 29th, 2010 | re: The Return Of Sad Keanu, Now With Protective Helmet (104 comments)

I assume you mean a member of the official group? No. I have social anxiety. The words “I’d like to meet new people” give me hives, and then I get anxious and drink too much. Some have described me as “abrasive” in said situations.

I do have a job.

 +1Posted on Jul 29th, 2010 | re: The Return Of Sad Keanu, Now With Protective Helmet (104 comments)

Honestly, if I was on the outside reading these exchanges I would be like “Wow, Burlington sounds like a delightful place with a beautiful lake and at least two people who read the same blog as I do…I will go there.”

 +1Posted on Jul 29th, 2010 | re: The Return Of Sad Keanu, Now With Protective Helmet (104 comments)

Um, nothing I post shows up any more? Am I that boring? Gabe can you help me? How do I communicate these things to the right people?

 +7Posted on Jul 29th, 2010 | re: The Return Of Sad Keanu, Now With Protective Helmet (104 comments)

I’m here! I think Gabe canceled my Videogum for a bit, since my comments were disappearing into space – we’ll find out soon if it’s still happening.

Such RELEVANT timing, however, as I was recently stuck on Battery St. behind a scooter, and spend 5 minutes discussing the etiquette with my passenger – it felt wrong to just zoom around but…mom’s got places to be, ya heard?

The worst, however, was when I got stuck behind a fucking tandem bicycle going down Maple St, and I was in the hugest rush and they were just cruuuuuiiiiising, slowly, down the middle of the road, and they made me late to pick up my CSA and subsequently late to kickball.

“There is nothing easy about my life.” – me

 +1Posted on Jul 22nd, 2010 | re: Let The 2010 "Harry Knowles Watch" Begin! (56 comments)

Change “a special moment at night camp” to “mid-day at your desk” and I am SOLD.

 0Posted on Jul 21st, 2010 | re: Lindsay Lohan Goes To Jail OR: Animals Dressed For Work (137 comments)

I know. I keep on waiting for Gabe to be like “Guys, enough, no one cares that you live in the same city, which really isn’t special, there are many people who live in the same place.”