“countless scholars and religious figures”

I think he meant ASS SCHOLARS, right people?

That’s some solid throw-up fodder right there.

Also, how is it that every contemporary piece of Japanese music sounds like Disney glitter farts? Is that a law over there or something?

Girl in hat should not be so coincidentally attractive, but sometimes you have to feign interest or surrender to whatever your boyfriend’s into because Stockholm Syndrome.

There’s no need to dissuade people from watching this when the real killers are still at large. (Namely Cougar Town.)

If I may, lemme holla at that shawy in that ill-fitting Red Sonya costume. What it do, shawty. That your boyfriend in the Captain Hook get-up? Thas cool, thas cool…