I totally support naming this movie the worst movie of all time. I actually paid to go see it in the theater with a friend who was really excited about it. (I kinda-liked a song on the soundtrack, but more to the point, I love my friend, so we went.) Later he told me that the only saving grace of the movie was that I made fun of it non-stop. Hooray for me!

So far as really bad movies are concerned, I think you need to watch Junebug. I thought I would pass out from boredom while watching it. We got like, maybe halfway through it (but probably much less, it just felt like forever) and took it out and put something trashy and fun on instead.