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 +12Posted on Jul 5th, 2011 | re: Congratulations, As Always, To Joey Chestnut And Everyone (19 comments)

Shh, let him figure out on his own.

 +3Posted on Jun 17th, 2011 | re: Chris Brown (Featuring Justin Bieber) "Next 2 U" Open Thread (32 comments)

Can we agree to all never talk about the “oh na na” backing vocals at the end, sung in a way that only one song ever has (a Rihanna song)?

 +7Posted on Jun 3rd, 2011 | re: The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review (468 comments)

BEST IDEA STOP SCROLLING LOOK AT THIS BEST IDEA

 +31Posted on Jun 2nd, 2011 | re: Design The Skyline Is YOUR Generation's Brokencyde (49 comments)

Perhaps we spoke too soon, Ke$ha. Please come back.

 +1Posted on Apr 29th, 2011 | re: The Tenth Spring Jam Of 2011: "Nu Thang" (30 comments)

I’d like to thank God for not having a public access station near where I grew up, because I had the luxury of toothbrush microphones and no cameras when I regularly did this exact thing to this exact song. DC Talk! They had a song called “2 Honks And A Negro”!

This isn’t surprising. The city’s had a real identity crisis since Aunt Oona moved away.

 +6Posted on Mar 30th, 2011 | re: Normal Shirts Vs. Normal Skins Stuff (73 comments)

Please tell me I hear the song “Scotty Doesn’t Know” from the movie “Eurotrip” playing in this fine piece of sportsmanship

 +13Posted on Mar 24th, 2011 | re: An Open Letter To Good Morning America Concerning The Chris Brown Situation (180 comments)

That’s a pretty good point. More people should hold Martha Stewart’s feet to the fire about that time she beat the shit out of someone half her size. IT’S TIME TO SPEAK TRUTH TO BIG MARTHA!

 +8Posted on Mar 10th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 48: Shut Up, Dad (133 comments)

The only thing that really worried me was the Four Loko. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of getting Loko, and I knew we’d get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

 +6Posted on Jan 12th, 2011 | re: Flame Glove System Demo (46 comments)

Sadly, Matthew Lesko’s time as Flame Glove spokesperson was short lived…

RIP ML