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 +11Posted on May 25th | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (22 comments)

I have watched the teaser for The Master at least a dozen times now. Does the Academy give out Oscars for teasers? Because I honestly feel like it deserves all of them. It looks fantastic, I can’t wait to see it.

 +8Posted on May 23rd | re: A Helpful Summertime Tutorial (17 comments)

Pretty sure no one is commenting on this because everyone is watching it infinity times in a row.

 +2Posted on May 17th | re: The Commencement Address Dream List (85 comments)

I was lucky enough to have President Bop Bop Perano for my graduation at Michigan a couple years ago.

 0Posted on May 17th | re: Liam Neeson In Taken 2 (44 comments)

And I will watch this movie at least thirty times, again.

 +14Posted on May 10th | re: UHHHHHHH THE ROBOT UPRISING HAS GOTTEN WEIRD (35 comments)

I think you mean BUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

 +4Posted on Apr 4th | re: Gandalf On A Longboard, No Duh (26 comments)

Highly disappointed there were no other posts tagged Dumbest Thing I Ever Seen

Well, they’re all part of the same series, right? I just read the other day that George Roddenberry said he was never going to make the final trilogy, Generations 7-9.

Yup, I’m quicker with the comments than Baby Darth Vader driving his pod-racer, The Enterprise, in Star Trek I: The Phantom Generation.

Alicia Silverstone? What a Blast from the Past!

 +8Posted on Mar 23rd | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Geraldo Rivera (72 comments)

I wish Geraldo would put on a hoodie. And then jump off a cliff.

 +4Posted on Mar 22nd | re: Best New Party Game 64: Outdoor Movies (68 comments)

I like this one

 +3Posted on Mar 22nd | re: Best New Party Game 64: Outdoor Movies (68 comments)

Unseasonabley Warm Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter… And Unseasonabley Warm Spring

 +3Posted on Mar 22nd | re: Best New Party Game 64: Outdoor Movies (68 comments)

Eternal Sunshine of the Unseasonabley Warm Spring

 +5Posted on Mar 22nd | re: Best New Party Game 64: Outdoor Movies (68 comments)

It Doesn’t Look Like Rain, Man

 +2Posted on Mar 22nd | re: Best New Party Game 64: Outdoor Movies (68 comments)

Walking Wag the Dog

 +3Posted on Mar 22nd | re: Best New Party Game 64: Outdoor Movies (68 comments)

On Golden Pond (In the Unseasonabley Nice Weather)

 +28Posted on Mar 1st | re: George Clooney Doesn't Care About Homophobic People (40 comments)

I actually waited on him about a year ago when he came into my restaurant, and he is indeed very cool. And handsome. Very handsome.

 0Posted on Feb 26th | re: Enter The Videogum Oscar Pool! (120 comments)

hey these arn’et my picks! lol man i’m funny :D

 0Posted on Feb 26th | re: Enter The Videogum Oscar Pool! (120 comments)

Best Pic: The Artist
Actor: Gary Oldman
Actress: Meryl Streep
Supporting Actor: Chris Plummer
Supporting Actress: MElissa McCarthy
Animated Feature: Rango
Cinematography: TGWTDT
Art Direction: Hugo
Costume Design: Hugo
Directing: Michael Hazanavicius
Documentary: Paradise Lost 3
Doc Short: The Tsunami and the Cherry Blossom
Film Editing: TGWTDT
Foreign Language Film: A Seperation
Makeup: Albert Nobbs
Music Original Score: War Horse
Music Original Song: Man or Muppet
Short Film Animated: TFFBoMML
Short Film Live Action: The Shore
Sound Editing: TGWTDT
Sound Mixing: Transformers
Visual Effects: Hugo
Adapted Screenplay: The Descendants
Original Screenplay: Midnight in Paris

Billy Crystals just took stage!

 +12Posted on Feb 23rd | re: Candidates Describe Themselves In One Word (78 comments)

Courage

 +10Posted on Feb 22nd | re: Chris Tucker Owes An Impossible Amount Of Taxes (62 comments)

Not to mention the $200 he owed Big Worm.

 +2Posted on Feb 20th | re: DOWNER, DAD! (30 comments)

Just say that you like some of Chris Browns songs. You won’t only get lowest rated of the week, but probably one of the lowest rated of all time!

 +3Posted on Feb 15th | re: Still Flowin' Is OUR Generation's 8 Mile (24 comments)

I actually made it to fifteen minutes in- which, oof, was made incredibly difficult by that opening song- but I must say, after powering thru those eternally long few minutes, the rest of what I saw was spellbinding; I mean, it made The Room look like a fantastic piece of art, and I don’t know if Tim & Eric could make something this terrible on their best day. Seriously, if you’re into the aforementioned references you should watch this, because its soooo so so amazingly awful.

 +12Posted on Feb 14th | re: The Videogum TV Club Poll: What Do You Wanna Watch?! (159 comments)

Agree 100%, I was disappointed this didn’t make the list. Twin Peaks gets my vote. Oh, and also, my thirty friends who don’t post wanted me to say it gets their votes as well.

Speaking of the list… Greek? Brothers and Sisters? Felicity, Dirty Sexy Money, Vampire Diaries, Skins? Maybe it’s just me, but those sound more like VideoMom/TeenageSister-Gum Tv Club choices…