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 +4Posted on May 21st, 2013 | re: Zombie Parkour, FINALLY (15 comments)

I remember when I was like, 9 nine years old, and my friends and I first encountered parkour thanks to some nerds at the mall (who said they were “freestyle walking”, which, LOL); we thought it was the most ridiculous thing in the world. In the years to come we would continue to mock it on occasion when walking somewhere (for example, ollieing, just without a skateboard, while yelling “FREESTYLE WALKING!”)

That was when I was 9. And at 26 those goofy kids are still all I can think of when I see parkour videos.

 +11Posted on May 21st, 2013 | re: Guys! Cut Brad Pitt Some Slack! Jeez! (25 comments)

I’m sure if I were a celebrity I wouldn’t remember 95% of the names of people I met either (you know, since most of them see you on the street and just yell at you for a second or whatever). Jason Segel, who I met/talked with several times at the bar, remembered my name and seemed to know the names of like everyone else I worked with when they showed up at the bar he frequented… so… you know, it’s not all celebrities. (though, to be fair, he may not come from as much of a design/aesthetic point of view)

 +11Posted on Apr 24th, 2013 | re: And Now Zach Braff With The Kickstarter (81 comments)

Ugh, I hate this. I went to his page and in the time it took me to read over the whole (lame) summary and prizes and stuff he had gained like 500 supporters and $50,000 (and I read pretty quickly). I would love to be able to raise even that much (50k, not 2M) to film a project I’ve wanted to do for a long time, but I’ve never been on tv. I realize this is mostly a selfish complaint, but every time I see these people with NOTHING BUT access to options for financing their creative projects begging for money- and then GETTING it- well, it just annoys me.

 +10Posted on Oct 8th, 2012 | re: Ohio State Marching Band Expose Themselves As NERDS! (16 comments)

I went to Michigan and lived in Ann Arbor for most of my life, so naturally I think this is terrible. That being said, for being terrible, that was pretty amazing.

 +1Posted on Sep 20th, 2012 | re: What Is A Movie That You Want To Rewatch That We Should All Rewatch? (233 comments)

Agreed. Thirded. I’m a huge Kubrick fan and I’ve only seen this once (last year, at the theater) and I’ve been meaning to rewatch it ever since. It was so much better than I expected going into it.

Plus, I think it fits well into the The Game thing. It was released recent enough that most of us should remember when it came out and probably haven’t seen it since. And it’s so good.

I don’t care if we watch it or not, I’m watching it tonight. Actually, I’m gonna watch it right now.

 +4Posted on Sep 19th, 2012 | re: An Interview With Kristina About Last Night's Parenthood (4 comments)

Kelly, I’m gonna start watching this just for you.

 +2Posted on Sep 7th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (38 comments)

Love and Honor was filmed around where I live, and I got to know Teresa Palmer while she was here (though I had no clue who she was for a while)… But now watching that trailer I’m WILDLY disappointed it wasn’t Aimee Teegarden I met… Or even just saw.. For a second… (long enough to propose, at least)

 +1Posted on Jul 27th, 2012 | re: Tom Hardy Rapping In A Baby Bjorn (15 comments)

You guys know his first name is actually Ed? Like, seriously?

He’s great but I couldn’t finish watching this…

 +2Posted on Jul 20th, 2012 | re: Does Natalie Portman Mildly Dislike Christian Bale?!?! (35 comments)

Yeah, I definitely wouldn’t consider that a flaw. I mean, MAYYYBE he could change the music up every now and then, but otherwise DO WORK SON!

 +1Posted on Jul 17th, 2012 | re: Breaking Bad's Mike In A '70s Menstruation PSA (14 comments)


 +6Posted on Jul 16th, 2012 | re: Best New Russian Party Game (24 comments)

The guys just need to tell the women they can do it (if they put their back in to it).

Oh, goddamnit, I genuinely forgot about the comment I was replying to… which, despite the odd spelling, I think beat me to FISHssors. :(

Or SHEARanhas! Right…?

(SHEARanhas narrowly beat out my original idea, ScissorFISHs and- HOLY SHIT, just realized, FISHssors)

 +7Posted on Jun 28th, 2012 | re: Let's All Name Tyler Perry's Sci-Fi Movie! (48 comments)


 +6Posted on Jun 22nd, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (43 comments)

Man, how much do I wanna marry Rashida Jones in that picture…?

(a lot.)

 +1Posted on Jun 19th, 2012 | re: You Should Probably Read This Article About Kenneth Lonnergan (18 comments)

I haven’t seen You Can Count On Me.

 +6Posted on Jun 12th, 2012 | re: OK, Jurassic Park Wedding Proposal, You Got Me (29 comments)

I’m also not a fan of these proposals that seem more like they happened because the guy wanted to make a viral video, BUT… I think him calling her his “adventure buddy” is the dorkiest, goofiest, most adorable thing I’ve ever seen in one of these videos, so, this one gets a pass.

Plus, you know Jurassic Park.

 +15Posted on May 25th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (24 comments)

I have watched the teaser for The Master at least a dozen times now. Does the Academy give out Oscars for teasers? Because I honestly feel like it deserves all of them. It looks fantastic, I can’t wait to see it.

 +8Posted on May 23rd, 2012 | re: A Helpful Summertime Tutorial (17 comments)

Pretty sure no one is commenting on this because everyone is watching it infinity times in a row.

 +2Posted on May 17th, 2012 | re: The Commencement Address Dream List (86 comments)

I was lucky enough to have President Bop Bop Perano for my graduation at Michigan a couple years ago.

 0Posted on May 17th, 2012 | re: Liam Neeson In Taken 2 (44 comments)

And I will watch this movie at least thirty times, again.

 +14Posted on May 10th, 2012 | re: UHHHHHHH THE ROBOT UPRISING HAS GOTTEN WEIRD (35 comments)


 +4Posted on Apr 4th, 2012 | re: Gandalf On A Longboard, No Duh (26 comments)

Highly disappointed there were no other posts tagged Dumbest Thing I Ever Seen

Well, they’re all part of the same series, right? I just read the other day that George Roddenberry said he was never going to make the final trilogy, Generations 7-9.

Yup, I’m quicker with the comments than Baby Darth Vader driving his pod-racer, The Enterprise, in Star Trek I: The Phantom Generation.