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 +10Posted on May 25th | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (76 comments)

Happy Memorial Day Weekend, everybody! I will be celebrating by going to the hospital tomorrow for my second of five rabies shots!

I recently watched the Star Wars trilogy with a friend who had never seen it, and she repeatedly referred to Han as “Hans” and Lando as “Landau”

<—- Jelly jells

“I’m in it for the postage!”

Han Solo. Not Harrison Ford, but Han Solo.

 +13Posted on May 23rd | re: A Helpful Summertime Tutorial (17 comments)

Hold up… is that a doll in the high chair? Great twist ending!

Warren from Empire Records!

I want to see a sitcom about the kidnappers from 3 Ninjas.

Yeah, whatever happened to that guy? My best Halloween costume ever was when I dressed up as him in 7th grade.

The Millennium Falcon, duh-doy.

 +35Posted on May 22nd | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: B-Hole At The Zoo (61 comments)

I think he’s trying to quote Wesley Willis: “Take your ass to the barber shop / Tell the barber that you’re sick of looking like an asshole”

 +6Posted on May 22nd | re: Now Hiring: Videogum Summer Interns (43 comments)

I like the sound of having my own personal unpaid intern. Like an indentured servant! Please submit applications to femmefatale666@aol.com.

 +21Posted on May 22nd | re: Now Hiring: Videogum Summer Interns (43 comments)

I don’t have anything to say about interns, but this seemed like as good a place as any to share with you guys that I had a BAT in my apartment for the last two days. What the f? It’s gone now, but the harrowing memories will always remain. Also, I have to go see a doctor about getting a rabies shot. That is all :(

 +2Posted on May 22nd | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (34 comments)

I would enter a lottery for tickets to an advance screening. For real! He’s my favorite.

 +8Posted on May 22nd | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (34 comments)

“Do you see anything Wes Anderson makes WITHOUT question?”

Yes

 +2Posted on May 22nd | re: None Of Rihanna's Lines Of Dialogue From Battleship (52 comments)

“Clear eyes, full bazookas, can’t lose”

 +24Posted on May 22nd | re: "Watch The Background" Advice Proves Worth Following (14 comments)

Mother, May I Eat With Danger?

 +25Posted on May 21st | re: Mad Men: Oh Right, Advertising (59 comments)

I think you’re onto something. Except the lady is going to come to the office with a gun and try to shoot Harry, but Pete is going to accidentally amble into the line of fire while drunkenly celebrating getting named a Senior Partner as a result of the company getting the Jaguar account. #RIPete

 +14Posted on May 21st | re: Mad Men: Oh Right, Advertising (59 comments)

I *think* it was because she wanted to be able to blackmail Harry. So if he tried to get Paul to leave the group, she would tell him about it and ruin their friendship? But it didn’t really make sense. She had the crazy eyes and I really wanted her to wash her hair.

 +25Posted on May 21st | re: Mad Men: Oh Right, Advertising (59 comments)

I kind of liked Don’s big speech at the end because to me it seemed more like Don desperately grasping at his former passion for advertising than Don getting his mojo back.

Also, I wanted to LOL when he made that comment about how he thinks people miss Megan at the office, when clearly he’s the only one.

 +5Posted on May 21st | re: That's Your Girlfriend: This Racist (61 comments)

Serious request to stop making comments on this woman’s body. There are SO many more legitimate things about her to make fun of; we really don’t need to go to the gross body-shaming well.

 +7Posted on May 21st | re: That's Your Girlfriend: This Racist (61 comments)

Would her daughter be Racist Clowney Jr.?

 +8Posted on May 21st | re: Dan Harmon Replaced As Community Show Runner (83 comments)

Now I want to guess what the last four words were.

-Let’s get some coffee.

-Gee, you talk fast!

-”I love you, Jess” – Rory

 +23Posted on May 21st | re: That's Your Girlfriend: This Racist (61 comments)

I’m not racist, but that lady can’t be my girlfriend because I’m not into white chicks.