I’m glad it’s not just me! I also still have the one where it’s the first day of school and I can’t remember my schedule and don’t know where any of my classes are.
Term Papers of Endearment
The Office Hours
Real Women Have Bell Curves
The Exam Book Thief
Flash forward 15 years and Ann and Chris’s baby has become a psychotic child dictator a la Joffrey and he has the heads of all the main cast members on stakes outside of City Hall.
Andy dies in a freak touch football accident and April expresses her grief by marrying Carson Daly for the express purpose of gaslighting him.
Mark Brendanawicz comes back and reveals that he was Gossip Girl the whole time.
Taylor Kitsch, however, has a completely open schedule.
Seems to me that all this needs to get going again is an injection of shark DNA.
Also, speaking of trailers for the new seasons of the best shows on television, there’s a trailer for the new season of RuPaul’s Drag Race!
I didn’t even watch the Sherlock trailer but somehow now have the theme song in my head.
Uhhh I forget. I think there was a bunch of stuff in the $1 section maybe? There was some kind of book with pictures that we were flipping through.
Flanny I just want you to know that recently I was at Target with my sister and we were looking at 1D merch and I found myself explaining to her who all the different guys were and she was like “Why do you know anything about this” and I couldn’t really explain. I still have never heard any of their songs though.
Going through the 154 emails in my inbox after a week of vacation is far preferable to watching this.
Lest we forget…
I’m so glad that the picture of Mario Lopez trimming the tree in his tiny red underpants is on the related links for this post because I had completely forgotten about it!
Netflix likes you more than it likes me! Where was its kindness when I watched LOL?
A roadside gas station in the middle of nowhere that stocks furry handcuffs and olive oil is not a roadside gas station in the middle of nowhere that I want to visit!
What I love about this movie is how most “I hate you, oh wait now I love you” romantic comedies have a middle section where the characters get to see the good side of the person they initially hated before the third act when they ~*~fall in love~*~ but this movie was written by aliens who were like “FUCK THAT, we won’t have time for amazing jokes like ‘Can you really be an extra virgin?’ if we put in that boring stuff!”
Also kudos for not making us wait more than five minutes for the Chekhov’s gun payoff, Trudie.
Northern Ireland: The Most Beautiful Place To Be Decapitated
Cool! Do “Summer Girls” by LFO next!
Yeah, I agree about the Gallifrey stuff. In the moment it was nice for the Doctor to get out of trouble but I really hate retcon and that was the retcon to end all retcons! But on the other hand, just watching David Tennant and Matt Smith on screen together was so delightful. When David Tennant said “I don’t want to go” I remembered how sad I was when his Doctor regenerated and then I got pre-sad about Matt Smith’s upcoming regeneration.
I was thinking of getting people novelty soap shaped like pop culture things because I found a bunch on Etsy the other day, and then today the AV Club ran an article about soaps shaped like videogame cartridges so I feel really hip and ahead of the curve!