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 0Posted on Jan 23rd, 2013 | re: The Puppy Bowl IX Starting Lineup (28 comments)

“Arlo once stalked comics darling Mary Worth, until he got drunk and drove off a cliff.”

NAILED IT.

 +1Posted on Jan 23rd, 2013 | re: The Puppy Bowl IX Starting Lineup (28 comments)

No one will ever be Schroeder, but DOGGAMMIT, Bessie will try.

 0Posted on Jan 24th, 2012 | re: Announcing The Starting Line-Up For Puppy Bowl VIII! (35 comments)

I literally just came here for the PUPPY BOWL STARTING LINE UP. OH MY GOD.

I’m sorry, but I am torn between Team Ronnie and Team Tattoo.

Ronnie looks like he’s seen some serious stuff in his puppy life.

 +10Posted on Aug 15th, 2011 | re: True Blood S04E08: Keats And Yeats Are On Your Side (58 comments)

Who invites a Necromancer to a graveyard to fight? That is like inviting a gun to a bullet factory to throwdown.

 0Posted on May 18th, 2011 | re: Teen Korner: Special Edish: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ROBERT PATTINSON!! (24 comments)

Oh man, this was my birthday too. :-(

Oh man I’l be in tech week for my show. Oh man…

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO? APRIL 8TH, VIDEOGUM SEES ANNIE.

Actually no, I could not ask that of you.

 +1Posted on Mar 6th, 2011 | re: Glee S02E14: Everyone is Aware of Alcohol (46 comments)

I think I love you.

 +7Posted on Jan 25th, 2011 | re: Announcing The Starting Line-Up For Puppy Bowl VII! (98 comments)

I CAN’T DEAL.

 +22Posted on Jan 25th, 2011 | re: Announcing The Starting Line-Up For Puppy Bowl VII! (98 comments)

I sent in the tip, and now I am insanely proud that it was cool enough to be breaking news. I am the dorkest.

 +11Posted on Jan 25th, 2011 | re: Announcing The Starting Line-Up For Puppy Bowl VII! (98 comments)

I have literally been preparing for the Puppy Bowl since the last Puppy Bowl. I’m waiting for that puppy to come along that will replace Schroeder as the MVP of my heart.

Right now? It’s a toss up between Oliver, Little Red, and Lindy this year. I mean, Little Red looks like a precious moments dog figurine made flesh.

 +8Posted on Jan 24th, 2011 | re: Funny Quotes From Mean Girls 2 (39 comments)

I am ashamed to admit that I watched the entire thing. THE WHOLE THING.

IT MADE ME WAAAAATCH.

 0Posted on Jan 7th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 42: #lessambitiousmovies (338 comments)

Medical Intern Mildlyunsettlinglike: or How I Learned to Stop Being Vaguely Uneasy and Sort of Like the Bomb.

 0Posted on Jan 4th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Sisyphus Turns 2011 (558 comments)

I nominate Seeing Other People.

…if Jay Mohr can be considered an A-list or B-List star.

 +2Posted on Dec 30th, 2010 | re: Happy Holidays From Videogum (161 comments)

I’m really excited for the Puppy Bowl this year you guys. That’s like a holiday…right?

 +5Posted on Dec 10th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (248 comments)

This is totally epic.

 +12Posted on Dec 10th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (248 comments)

 +7Posted on Dec 9th, 2010 | re: Post Your Salsa Dog Reaction Videos Here And Everywhere (205 comments)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6XkU5_BUxw

I apologize for the fact that I look ridiculous.

 +4Posted on Dec 9th, 2010 | re: Glee S02E10: “Happy Birthday, Jesus Christ!”—Rude Homosexuals (46 comments)

Well, I was ashamed when I realized that Ken was in bed with a Bratz doll. This means, as we all know, that Ken’s sordid strangely proportioned mistress is also underage. Barbie is going to sue Ken’s ass for EVERYTHING.

 +1Posted on Dec 7th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Jingle All The Way (180 comments)

IT WAS EVERYTHING I THOUGHT IT COULD BE.

 +6Posted on Dec 2nd, 2010 | re: The Andrew Show: A Racist Child Complains About Marmaduke (134 comments)

But he’s not even a good racist.

 +7Posted on Dec 2nd, 2010 | re: The Andrew Show: A Racist Child Complains About Marmaduke (134 comments)

I’m more offended that he still uses hotmail. AM I RIGHT.

Right you guys? Hotmail is totally an archaic institution and gmail is totes where it’s at?

…rimshot.

 +8Posted on Nov 22nd, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Holiday Movie Nominees (416 comments)

GINGERDEAD MAN.

 +16Posted on Nov 22nd, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Holiday Movie Nominees (416 comments)

oh God I also nominate Jingle all the Way.

 0Posted on Nov 22nd, 2010 | re: Look Like This!: Harry Potter (97 comments)

I work at the Gap, and I want to take this time to apologize for our pricing, because it is awful. As for the solemn look we customers give you when there is not a sale, it is most likely because our souls have been beaten to the point where we no longer feel feelings. “I WANT TO RETURN THIS FOR FULL PRICE WITHOUT A RECEIPT.” The people say as they shove a worn and washed sweatshirt from 2008 in my direction. “I BOUGHT IT LAST WEEK I SWEAR.” Much like the prostitute of commerce, I usually find myself staring at the ceiling and thinking of England every time a costumer tries to screw me.

I am not whining, once again I don’t feel feelings, I just got back from an 8 hour shift where a costumer made me call every store in the tri-state area to find a pair of “anklepants.”

 +9Posted on Oct 28th, 2010 | re: Halloween Costume Open Thread (429 comments)

I am going as Sexy Teddy Roosevelt.

I KNOW, IT’S REDUNANT.