Yes. But we can all agree here that Lauren has great hair. And this is why we must view each and every episode, to ensure her locks-o’-magnificence are still present. Also, I would really like to see Heidi’s “cowboy” pa become a “homicidal maniac” and “blow” Spencie’s “face” off when he finds out that the honeymoon will, in fact, NOT take place on his rootin’ tootin’ campy country ranch back in Teeex-ass. Ooo-ee!

Let’s not forget about the pseudo-engagement of the lovers stoned.. what was it that our dear friend, Ye Olde Burnout, used to propose to Lily again? A piece of measuring tape, was it? Or did he just fashion a ring out of their stolen illegal vegetation (courtesy of Chuck the Schmuck)? Either way I’m sure Lilz will plan on wearing that little gem for a great many months to come until the wondrous horror of the wedding itself takes place.

bffl: BEX, EHM, ISN’T IT LIKE… IRONIC THAT UHM, YOU GOT LIKE A JOB AT A SAVINGS MAG, LIKE? BUT I GUESS ITS FINE BECAUSE YOU KNOW, YOU ARE LIKE SUPER CUTE.
isla fischer: O SRY CHIHUAHUA-LIKE BEST FRIEND, NO COMPRENDE ‘CAUSE RIGHT NOW I ONLY SPEAK LIKE., FINNISH AND HOOCH– GUCCI. BTW, TEXT ME L8TR AND REMIND ME TO GOOGLE THAT FINANCE STUFF K? LULZ I AM SO CUTE

lj’d the shit out of that eyesex action with spence and le bartend. close vis-à-vis encounters of the third kind have never looked so deliciously hedonistic.

DEAL W/ IT GG, CHARLES BIGASS ISN’T GOING ANYWHERE. WE WANT ALL OF HIM, CROISSANTS AND NOM’S INCLUDED. AND I THINK WE ALL KNOW DHUMPH IS GOING TO GET SOME SRS BSNS LITERARY ANALYSES OUT OF BIGASS’ NEW LOVEHANDLES.

O HAI TEACH, PEDOSEX IN LE SWANKY CLOSETE? THE UPPER EAST SIDE ISN’T THE ONLY REGION I SORT OF KNOW MY WAY AROUND..