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 +2Posted on Apr 3rd, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (14 comments)

FWIW, the Harrison Ford video is a fake – the video game is awful, and the video of him is real, but it’s from a time he was playing Uncharted 3 – someone just clipped the two together.

Original:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVlViaNxAOs

 +14Posted on Apr 14th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't You Caption It? Contest: James Cameron's Amazon Hug (110 comments)

Cameron’s going to steal all their Un-Hug-Tanium.

 +9Posted on Feb 12th, 2010 | re: SPOILER ALERT: I Know How Get Him To The Greek Ends (63 comments)

God damnit.

Let’s try this again:

 0Posted on Feb 12th, 2010 | re: SPOILER ALERT: I Know How Get Him To The Greek Ends (63 comments)

 +2Posted on Feb 9th, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Joe Rogan (41 comments)

Your last name is Girelli?

 0Posted on Feb 8th, 2010 | re: LOOK BEHIND YOU! OR DON'T, ACTUALLY, TOO SCARY! (50 comments)

I’ll just treat myself… to a little water on the face.

http://gramotunes.com/The_Sink_and_The_Mirror.mp3

 +2Posted on Feb 8th, 2010 | re: Why Can't You Just Let Ginger Kid Be Great, Asks Ginger Kid (50 comments)

Aaaaaaaaaaaand, weird double comment a full minute later.

Sorry guys?

 -1Posted on Feb 8th, 2010 | re: Why Can't You Just Let Ginger Kid Be Great, Asks Ginger Kid (50 comments)

With all his tears and pregnant pauses this kid is like the ginger Glenn Beck.

 +39Posted on Feb 8th, 2010 | re: Why Can't You Just Let Ginger Kid Be Great, Asks Ginger Kid (50 comments)

With all his tears and pregnant pauses this kid is like the ginger Glenn Beck.

 -22Posted on Jan 15th, 2010 | re: Jimmy Kimmel Is An American Hero (53 comments)

Gabe, I love you. I love Videogum. I love 30 Rock. So, I say this as a friend: can we stop trying to make “Ya Burnt!” a thing?

 -3Posted on Jan 12th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Conan O'Brien And Jay Leno (106 comments)

Conan: “I once saw another chin THIS BIG.”

 +37Posted on Jan 12th, 2010 | re: Conan O'Brien Will NOT Continue Doing The Tonight Show (48 comments)

When Conan took over the Tonight Show, it was really weird for me, because it felt like starting to grow up. But it was also completely reassuring, because although we were growing up and becoming a part of the mainstream, Conan was there making the mainstream as weird and goofy and smart as we are (or at least think we are).

This whole affair has felt like Baby Boomers striking back at us, trying to not go quiet, and to strike down our view of the world and replace it with more bland JayWalking.

So I am not surprised, and incredibly proud, that the man I counted on for making sure our generation retained its voice and passion and originality by showing us his own is standing up for those traits.

Fuck NBC, we’re following Conan wherever he goes, even if it’s the depths of Hell.

By which I mean Fox.

 +10Posted on Jan 11th, 2010 | re: Shut Up, Jerry Seinfeld (110 comments)

I kind of want to vote this up just to keep this comment out of the Monster’s Ball at the end of the week.

 +11Posted on Jan 11th, 2010 | re: Conan O'Brien Eats Pieces Of Jay Leno For Breakfast (22 comments)

Conan O’Brien eats pieces of shit for breakfast?

 0Posted on Jan 7th, 2010 | re: Colby Is Back! And He Owns A Restaurant? (49 comments)

I think I would feel pretty fucking good if I had a $200,000 skateboard.

 +2Posted on Jan 7th, 2010 | re: Colby Is Back! And He Owns A Restaurant? (49 comments)

“You do everything for the lord! You mow the lawn for the lord, wash dishes for the lord.”

I kick ass for the lord!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfkHkdu5IEI

 +7Posted on Jan 6th, 2010 | re: The Avon Barksdale Story, Son! (30 comments)

WHERE MY MADE FOR TV MOVIE, STRING? WHERE IT AT?

 +3Posted on Jan 6th, 2010 | re: A Tommy Wiseau Puppet Answers Questions About The Room, FINALLY! (22 comments)

That is the Tennessee Williams of Puppets.

 +5Posted on Jan 5th, 2010 | re: Here's A Question: (16 comments)

Every Tyler Perry movie is a horror movie, duh.

 +6Posted on Jan 5th, 2010 | re: Of Course Christopher Lee Is Recording A Metal Concept Album (50 comments)

Album of the decade?

 +13Posted on Jan 5th, 2010 | re: Conveyor Belt Of Love Is A Real Show, Kind Of (37 comments)

That’s gorgeous.

 +24Posted on Jan 4th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Michael Cera And JWOWW (101 comments)

If Michael Cera wasn’t available to eat that pizza they would have just gotten Jesse Eisenberg to do it.

 +9Posted on Dec 18th, 2009 | re: That's Your Videogame: Yoostar (28 comments)

The most important thing about YooStar is the fact that SNOOP DOGG has done a bunch of these.

Snoop Dogg in Being John Malkovich
http://www.yoostar.com/performanceView.html?id=715

Snoop Dogg as The Cookie Monster
http://www.yoostar.com/performanceView.html?id=719

Snoop Dogg as Jason Voorhees
http://www.yoostar.com/performanceView.html?id=718

I want to see Snoop Dogg as Doctor Dre in Training Day.

 +1Posted on Sep 23rd, 2009 | re: Cougar Hotel (41 comments)

OH GOD, IS THAT WOMAN WEARING CAT EARS? This thing is awful enough without taking the cat metaphor any further.

 +2Posted on Sep 23rd, 2009 | re: Diablo Cody's Mind To Adapt Sweet Valley High (18 comments)

Dear Diablo Cody, STOP IT. JUST STOP IT.